I've spent the past week working at a swanky hotel...
 

Do you do room service?

All rich people are gay.

Those are for the women.

Let us know when you need help composing your letter of resignation

I think you'd make a fine tranny babysitter. To clarify, you'd be sitting tranny babies, correct?

Please.

The full package has garnered the hotel numerous awards, including the AAA Five Diamond award and coveted spots on Travel & Leisure’s Top 100 Hotels in the World and Top 10 Hotels in the Continental U.S. This is the lobby:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E3mi5FrCmB...ittenhouse.jpg

Our tea lounge:

http://www.ceotraveler.com/images/ma...t-tea-room.jpg


First job I ever had to wear a suit to work everyday.

That place looks pretty tacky actually.

A-list celebrities.

It was the 11th highest rated hotel in the US according to Travel and Leisure:

http://www.travelandleisure.com/arti...hotels-2010/16

Our in-house international cuisine features everything from grilled octopus brochette to deviled quail eggs for brunch. Like I said, swanky.

.

I think that's the point.

I love how all of a sudden Apolyton posters are high brow, interior design modernists. Half of you proudly dress like slobs.

First job I ever had to wear a suit to work everyday. I'm sorry but I can't get the picture of the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, with their little suits on. Maybe it's because they're expected to deal with the dog.

Actually, dog walking is part of my job, something they neglected to mention. It's uncommon but I'll cross that Rubicon when I get to it. That may be the day I quit.

Why would you quit over that? Are yiou allergic?

Agreed. It is nice but most A list celebs want more. It does buy you a nicely furnished hotel lobby and room but that's business class in my book where as the $3000 per night places are the truly swanky places which offer the individual attention the truly wealthy seek. That said, in my business trips it's mostly in the $250 a night range with some less and some slightly more depending on the location. For some reason that's where the boss draws the line on the expense account unless there is a darn good reason. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Maybe if you walk a few, you'll lose a little of the irrational fear that you have. Kind of like gays. Once you know a few, they don't seem scary anymore. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif

This is a good idea Alby, that job is clearly not for you.

so let's get to composin'! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Seriously, there are house cats bigger than the current "in" dogs for the idle rich. They like mini dogs which they can carry around in their purses.

Al, has any of the guests asked you to procure whores or drugs for him yet?

Careful. If Albie's homophobia is due to his homosexual tendency, then would his cynophobia be a result of his doggy luvvin' tendency?