[XGoFivk7]

Oh man this is just wrong. LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA

[DoctorQuquriramba]

That was great! I just love a devious mind set!

[ssupermegatone]

I hope no birds were hurt doing that. ... funny as tho

We used to have a school song, If I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the ....... . of a crow. I'd fly over......... tomorrow and ...... on the bastards below. A seagull on laxatives could be a formidable alternative but not a very good ryhme.

[nuabuncarnigo]

That made me LMAO! Thanks Joo

[hLabXZlK]

Didn't find it funny

[DoctorQuquriramba]

I hope no birds were hurt doing that. ... funny as tho

We used to have a school song, If I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the ....... . of a crow. I'd fly over......... tomorrow and ...... on the bastards below. A seagull on laxatives could be a formidable alternative but not a very good ryhme.

At one of my last jobs, there was a break area behind the plant that had some picnic tables under some very old oak trees. There was a gal that worked in the plant that I was dating/shacking with at the time and we would eat lunch and take breaks at one of the tables. There was a flock of crows that hung out in the area that would clean up food that was available. One day kim and I were eating lunch and talking when as I was looking at her, a big wet mass of crow shit hit her on her head, it was huge!!

There was a stunned silence, I knew what happened and she did not, before I could say anything she reached up to feel what it was. It took everything I had not to laugh my ass off! The look on her face was priceless, watching the emotions cross her face from surprise/horror/outrage to humiliation. Needless to say it took a trip back to the house for a shower and change of clothes. It was weeks before it was safe to remind her of it with any humor.

Crows can make HUGE dumps!

[mirex]

Ya'll are going to hell. Lol...

[ranndomderr]

LOL!

Let my armies be the rocks, the trees and the birds of the sky.

[NudiJuicervich]

I don't think it's funny. Why do people think poop is funny? Those little shit-head kids ruined a pleasant day for a bunch of people. Ha ha ha. Grow the fuk up.

[XGoFivk7]

I should have made it a poll...

[CowextetleSix]

Should have been over the police headquarters


You treat people like sh!t......you eventually get sh!tted on.

[soitlyobserty]

Aw man, I didn't need to see the baby get shit on ..

[XGoFivk7]

"When Bird Droppings Land On Your Head

Many people believe this to be a major sign of wealth coming from heaven. Hence, although, it is really yucky and a major inconvenience, when something like this happens to you, take comfort in the fact that this is described as good luck being just around the corner! In fact, most things associated with birds tend to spell good fortune, such as when birds fly to your home and start making nests in and around your house.

While bats bring abundance, birds bring good news and opportunities. The next time a flock of ravens, pigeons or magpies come to your home, feed them with bird seeds. Birds are also said to be powerful protectors and guardians. Even crows are said to be messengers of the Gods. So welcome birds with open arms."