In this recession, nothing is Too Big To Fail
 

And that is the face of a Polytubby if ever there was one.

Apparently, according to an internet picture I wish I could unsee, he wasn't a fat bastard back in 1999 but now he's just a fat slob living in his mom's house.

13.5" is that all?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/toofunny.gif

Biggest I've seen in person was 10". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

About 25cm...

11" for me. It was a bit unwieldy. I think there is a point of diminishing returns when it comes to penis size.

Jonah Falcon is also gay, and when I lived in NYC he hit on me in a gay chat room. He found out I played Civ and wanted me to come over and fool around with him and also play CIV2 MP hotseat (huhuhuh).

I declined because of the fat slob issue Oerdin mentioned.

Apparently not since I turned him down. Would you go for a face like that? *shudder*

The closest I got to ****ing a celebrity was a guy who had a bit part in some independent gay movie I saw (after the fact). But I had a friend in NYC who ****ed two very famous ones, one of which was Clay Aiken (well before his coming out), the other about which I'm sworn to secrecy...

"Eating Out." He was one of the diners at the outdoor cafe.

Shitty movie, anyway.

No, not full-frontal. I honestly don't remember the movie well enough--he was a patron of the restaurant and had a few lines. That's all I can recall.

Who did you cut it off of?

How can you take him seriously if he isn't willing to use the talents he has to keep himself gainfully employed and lives in his Mom's basement?

Maybe if he lost some weight and ditched the Bill Gates hair...

Not many celebrities buy second hand beds?

Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.

As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it, thank you very much. When hurling fat jokes, maybe you should look in the mirror first.

Me earlier today: https://twitter.com/JonahFalcon/stat...359360/photo/1

That's a loaded question, isn't it?

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Poly is just blessed with many giant dicks...

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I haven't been here very long, so just wondering, what sort of exclusive preview pics earned you the right to Apolyton's eternal gratitude? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Herman Cain changed his handle http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Only one of those is true.