[Stoniaanapy]

replace Texas and US and we get a lot of that around here.
If someone says Illinois, I chuckle, agree, and keep listing the states I intend to leave Illinois for when I retire.

[snunsebrugs]

Someone has to keep our ex-governors company.

[JoesBro]

The main problem with Illinois is the corruption. The Politicians stuff their pockets why the state is in a death spiral. Hopefully I will get out of Dodge before the state goes bankrupt. The worst thing is that the people responsible keep getting re-elected.

Yes the weather sucks and will the long cold winters will be the next best reason to leave. It never bothered me when I was younger but as I get older the cold becomes more of a burden.

[Efonukmp]

I like ripping their lips off. Makes it so much funnier watching them try to talk their trash.

[HottBrorb]

replace Texas and US and we get a lot of that around here.

To be fair, that response is still mostly from Texans. If aliens arrived and said, "Earth sux!" Texans would sent them packages of salt.

You know, because aliens are slimey and salt would likely have deleterious effect on them.

[Janny2006]

If aliens arrived and said, "Earth sux!" Texans would sent them packages of salt.

You know, because aliens are slimey and salt would likely have deleterious effect on them.

This is of course why we need to keep Texas around ... just in case ...

[AndyColemants]

I know I do, but I have still had many times more (heterosexual) sex than you have.

[Abraham]

It is one of the great mysteries of life. It's likely because everyone in the state has a reaaaaaly small penis (yes, even the women).

Not everyone in Texas is a lawyer.

ACK!

[HomePageOEMfreeSOFTWARE]

I agree with a lot of this and my ex-girlfriend kept talking about moving to Phoenix "because it's so cheap there". Yeah, there is a reason it's cheap and it's not because it is so damn nice with world class amenities. Don't get me wrong, I liked going there for the weekend but I could never live there or any where else where the temperatures routinely exceed 110 degrees F and sometimes go as high as 120 degrees F. Life is too short to live some where that crappy even if you can get a giant home at half the price.

Not to mention the fact that places like Phoenix and Las Vegas are simply unsustainable as places for large numbers of people to live. One day they'll be even cheaper to live there as their only occupants will be tumbleweeds...

[CenICrerflind]

Yeah, there is a reason it's cheap and it's not because it is so damn nice with world class amenities. IE - too many Mexicans for Dinner.

[Ervntewc]

You're stupid as I have never said anything like that. Oh, and I'm sure I live on the Mexican border because I hate Mexicans, dumb ass. Why don't you find a new one trick pony. Your ex seems like the sensible sort, wanting a lower cost of living. How did you ever end up with her?