Tebow 3:16
 

So are you convinced to be a theist by this?

Obviously it's a miracle. There's no way it could just be a coincidence!

Excuse me while I hustle over to church to take communion and confess my sins...

I don't get it, most of the Christians who have ever lived are dead so doesn't that imply that they don't get to live forever? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/confused.gif

Were the players on the other team non-Christians?

Well the Steelers do play an accused rapist at quarterback

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What?


Heard a joke. If you told Roethlisberger he was going to get screwed by a virgin today in Denver, I don't think he would have had this in mind.

Further evidence from Revelation:

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http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...nfl-M8YRfM.jpg

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/en_...-helmet-on.jpg

Did Revelations predict the coming of Tebow?!

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Why are you mad, Jrabbit?

Don't get too worked up yet. What will happen when it's Broncos and Giants in the Super Bowl and I lose my mind http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif

How many games in his career has he not thrown 316 yards?

He also averaged 31.6 yards per pass.

#amazingdividebytenstat

He also had ten toes, if you divide it by ten again you get 3.16

Brady is a Yankees fan, so I guess Satan would be right.

I think it's a miracle that a 4-year-old can play professional football

1987. You bastards

As slow as Apolyton is, all 3 of you decide to post in mere minutes.

Because its Alby.

On that note, does anyone find it weird that a self-professed atheist is acting like he's having some sort of religious awe on the Denver QB?

I can't find the posts I made in the sports forum where I took King James verses and changed them to be football relevant. Damnit.

Our Tebow who art in Denver,
hallowed be your game,
your wins do come,
your will be done,
on turf and on grass.
Give us today our daily win.
Forgive us our questions
as we forgive those who doubt you.
Save us from losses
and deliver us from evil haters.
For the NFL, the wins, and the glory are yours
now and for ever.
Amen.

When it's Eli(te) Montana and The Mile High Messiah in the Super Bowl, I will http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/woohoo.gif

Got them!

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/1...=1#post6010435

Well, until Tebow starts parting defenses like Moses did the Red Sea and beating teams like Jesus did the devil. Can you picture Tebow throwing a long TD pass to Lloyd at Arrowhead and as the ball leaves his hands, he utters, "And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the Chiefs."

Holy ****. Tebow ducking away from the blitz, making DE's miss and fall, and coolly reciting, "For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”

He'll truck into the endzone, bringing linebackers to their knees while shouting, "And I will punish the world for their evil and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease and will lay low."

When asked by a reporter what he thinks of San Diego, "Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city"

Post-game press conference after playing Oakland, he will mount the podium and say, "Oakland is fallen, is fallen, that great city"


Holy ****. Tebow http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

No silly Octopus Paul, in germany. Although Paul did seem to have a leg fetish.

Verily, I say unto thee, "Absolutely".

I don't know that I said that, but I wouldn't be particularly surprised . I never touted Bradford at all though.