[Âåðåùàãèí]

Ah, but were nice and hemorrhoid-free arseholes.

ACK!

[dosyrotsbop]

I'd also like to add that when I go shopping I only buy as much tp as to cover the needs expected from the food I'm buying. To get extra would be wasteful.

[Habalinnyf]

i am now going to always get the extra soft TP just because i saw this thrade.

[Liskaspexia]

I like my quilted double ply butt wiping paper and wouldn't wipe my backside with anything less.

Besides the farm raised trees aren't going to run out any more then the farm raised potatoes.

[Peter Hill]

You know those eco-nuts really are nutty. He's a bunch of weirdos telling everyone everyone should use reusable cloth butt wipes. Maybe whole families could use the same wipe and thus save water. Does dad get to wipe his butt first then mom then the kids or would that be sexist/ageist?

Even if you only use it once and then wash it this is still a completely retarded idea from some completely retarded people. You TP is made from trees grown on a tree farm as a cash crop just like every other crop.

http://living.wallypop.net/infohowtoclothwipes.html

[SkatrySkith]

Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners

C'mon you pussies, get rubbing with a good old piece of recycled sandpaper between your soft Yank candy-asscheeks for the good of the planet!

Wjy don't you just use a corn cob, tough guy?

[PVaQlNaP]

Eh, I just grab a handfull of snow from outside, and wipe with that.

Summers are... problematic.

[attractiveweb]

Eh, I just grab a handfull of snow from outside, and wipe with that.

Summers are... problematic.

A true story, one of the dumb asses in my old army unit tried to wipe his ass with leaves after shitting in the woods on Camp Pendelton and ended up using poison oak. How the hell can someone live in SoCal and not know what poison oak looks like?

More importantly why even **** on a night land nav course and if you do why not use the napkin out of a MRE?

[Frdsdx26]

This thread reminds me of my recent non-sex tour through Thailand: I used 4 completely different types on toilet in 4 days.

1. Fancy hotel in Bangkok: Jap style Bidet.

2. Restaurant in Phuket: Western style Throne.

3. Bustop: Asian Squatter.

4. The Muslim South: The bizarre Muslim Toilet.

Visit exotic cultures, and **** in them.

The Thai military bases all use the Asia squat toilets with the terracotta clay pipes which you can't put toilet paper down or everything clogs up. So instead you wipe and throw the toilet paper into a trash can next to the squat toilet. All the hotels and fancy restaurants use good solid western still WCs though. The really odd thing was how the fancy restaurants had a massage boy to rub your sholders while you used the urinals. That was just freaky.

[Allorneadesee]

Hey DL, most of the people saying this is stupid are liberal leftists. Please get your facts straight before trying to blame everyone on the left. Or then again you could just keep making stupid generalizations and you'd probably fit in here.

[Maymayfor]

In honor of this thread, I'm going to go give poop a chance and my extra ply tissue a chance to erase it.

[PypeMaypetasy]

I hope it doesn't get so bad that we have to wipe with a rag.

[Gaiaakgyyyg]

God damn big ass Americans use too much tp!

[tgs]

Green America!

[M_Marked]

pics or it doesn't exist.

[JonatonM]

God damn big ass Americans use too much tp!

This pic must have been taken at a cheap Mexican restaurant.

[MormefWrarebe]

Like you just did?

Welcome back slow.

[Twelearly]

Bidets for the win!

[alfredtaniypnx]

In the dorms, my suitemate (two rooms shared a bathroom between them) kept stockpiling toilet paper. The stuff the dorms issued was pretty low grade, but by the end of the year we had dozens of rolls stacked up. We had so much, that we used to use the stacks as seats in the bathroom when we would go in to smoke.

[Jxlacvio]

That was entirely by accident. I mean it's not like we had an avatar thread over at CG or anything.