Exchanging minuscule amounts of foreign currency.
 

I think you can only change notes. I'm in need of some Romanian Leu for next week...

I'll send you 2 GPB for 20 USD. I'll even throw in a Jamaican penny to sweeten the deal.

Guess I'll just have to toss them at homeless people.

You're never going abroad again? I like to keep all my useless foreign currency in a plastic bag so I can retrieve it whenever I go back. That's how my parents always did it too.

It tried that in the late 90s. Turns out my lira, pesetas, francs and marks became worthless in the early 00s. My drachmas were worthless before then.

Okay, look. All I have to say is there was a little drinking, maybe some partying which eventually led joining an Albanian slave trading syndicate with connections to former members of the Serbian Guard and the next thing you know, the international court is all over me for supposed "crimes."

no he is Dick Cheney

Sell it on Ebay

No, I don't want you near my money.

For 20 years I've had a Wells Fargo checking account (well, it was First Security originally). For 20 years the account had no minimum balance requirement. They hired Al and BOOM... minimum balance requirement. The only reason I don't close the account is the hopes that Al will soon be a Marine.

I have US$34 in my wallet, which I can't be bothered to change.

See this:

Are you sure? There's a lot of competition.