[egershna]

Oh man !

they are being tested on making omlettes poached and sunny side up fried eggs as the elimination round

WTF...

[Cigarsstoreonline]

It's all about ancestry. None of the Pilgrims were chefs. And leaving their cookware behind didn't help.

[ElisasAUG]

What I think of every time I hear that show's title:

[RobsShow]

just seen another one where the "teams" are making a steak n mash potato corn with green beans BBQ meal for a load of beer swilling cowboys.

lol, that's not masterchef that's just cooking for a load of pissheads at a BBQ

[ddwayspd]

What I think of every time I hear that show's title:

This is one of those rare occasions when I think teh forums need a "like" button.

[gkruCRi1]

MasterChef USA is like Junior MasterChef UK, except the Juniors have more skill

If its on while you are there try and watch "Man vs Food", that show is brilliant if you want to see a fat guy trying to eat crazy portions of food around the USA! Makes you hungry and sick at the same time

[milfovoxapl]

The whole concept of Master Chef pisses me off.

I get American Idol/The Voice. Sure you win money, but it's about getting your name out and getting signed to a record label. Something that every man and his dog wants.

But Master Chef, apart from the prize money, is supposedly based around getting a job as an apprentice in a Kitchen FFS! None of the contestants truly want that, if they did they could have that job next week if they wanted without the help of TV.

[shiciapsisy]

What I think of every time I hear that show's title:

Funny, I'm the opposite: every time I read "Master Chief", I see "Master Chef". The programmes been around a lot longer than the game.

[DownloadMan]

The whole concept of Master Chef pisses me off.

I get American Idol/The Voice. Sure you win money, but it's about getting your name out and getting signed to a record label. Something that every man and his dog wants.

But Master Chef, apart from the prize money, is supposedly based around getting a job as an apprentice in a Kitchen FFS! None of the contestants truly want that, if they did they could have that job next week if they wanted without the help of TV.

The prize (besides the money) is your own cookbook deal. Hell's kitchen gives away a head chef job as their prize, but I believe most contestants just end up getting a year's "salary" instead.

EDIT: I'm not sure which version you're referring to so I could be wrong.

[sterofthemasteool]

The Australian and British ones are good, but the American one sheesh what a complete load of toilet

[RadcliffXX]

The Australian and British ones are good, but the American one sheesh what a complete load of toilet

We get it, you don't like America

[gueremaisse]

We get it, you don't like America

I don't have any problems with Americans you dick, just amazed about how shite masterchef is over here.

[parishilton]

I don't have any problems with Americans you dick, just amazed about how shite masterchef is over here.

Perhaps you should try another season. I've only ever seen the show a few times, but I don't recall ever witnessing the things you're talking about.

[Binuilienzync]

I don't have any problems with Americans you dick, just amazed about how shite masterchef is over here.

I didn't say Americans idiot boy, I said America.

[Percocetti]

I didn't say Americans idiot boy, I said America.

America's a lovely place, just a shame about all the Americans that live there.

[durootrium]

America's a lovely place, just a shame about all the Americans that live there.

I'd threaten to knock your teeth out, but being as how you live in the UK that would be redundant.

lol

[RealCHEAPsoftDOWNLOAD]

I'd threaten to knock your teeth out, but being as how you live in the UK that would be redundant.

lol

Such a stereotype. My dentist is great with my tooth.

[AdipexAdipex]

I'd threaten to knock your teeth out, but being as how you live in the UK that would be redundant.

lol

That would involve you standing up and putting down your handfuls of Krispy Kreme you fat ****.

LOLLE That makes it OK yeah?

[daguy]

That would involve you standing up and putting down your handfuls of Krispy Kreme you fat ****.

LOLLE That makes it OK yeah?

I would call this a joke if you didn't routinely harass me, and if you didn't seem so butthurt by my own joke.

Even DM took it gracefully without crying.

And he wins too as his joke was actually pretty decent.

It's difficult for me to say this, but you probably should have followed his example this time.


/Goes to get a donut.

[SOgLak]

There's white text, it was a joke duh.

As it happens, I had my first Krispy Kreme ever last weeked, it was awesome.