Ben, you can use a condom now! - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**NumDusthouh** · 11-23-2010, 07:59 PM

I think he also said the pope is not infallible or something. Can you believe that?!?

**PymnImmen** · 11-23-2010, 08:15 PM

Ben has left the building.

**Aluback** · 11-23-2010, 11:42 PM

Not if God is merciful.

**MartZubok** · 11-24-2010, 12:03 AM

Not if God is merciful.

Oh, so now you appeal to God? Sort of a foxhole atheist thing?

**Arkadiyas** · 11-24-2010, 12:31 AM

Surely you don't think such a non-functional organism evolved?

**PriernPayorse** · 11-24-2010, 12:35 AM

Not if God is merciful.

God want's you to learn to be patient with people

**Acrogeokickic** · 11-24-2010, 12:38 AM

Like how god was patient with the people of sodom and gomorrah?

I didn't say anything about God's patience. I said he teaches you to be patient.

**jurnalkduo** · 11-24-2010, 12:42 AM

God is a sadist.

???

**casinobonbiner** · 11-24-2010, 12:47 AM

And why should I listen to something that doesn't abide by it's own counsel?

God is the judge, not you.

**Iphone** · 11-24-2010, 01:49 AM

Technically, I'm pretty sure the Catholic Church still thinks people with HIV should abstain from sex.

Except with children, of course...

**Cgnebksb** · 11-24-2010, 02:07 AM

Oh, so now you appeal to God? Sort of a foxhole atheist thing?

The prospect of Ben reproducing is analogous to an imminent violent death, I agree.

**Nupbeaupeteew** · 11-24-2010, 03:53 AM

How is it okay for Catholics to get vasectomies but not okay for them to use condoms?

**YmolafBp** · 11-24-2010, 04:04 AM

But every sperm is sacred, surely?

**xquFzpNw** · 11-24-2010, 05:50 AM

Yeah... typical stupid Church... it's "OK" to use natural methods to AVOID having children, but heaven forbid you use a condom.
What a joke. In both cases you are TRYING to avoid having a child. There is no difference except for the stupidity of the RCC.
Oh, that's right, there is a difference... one helps protect your loved one from potential STD's. No surprise that the church is against the smarter option.

**8IhGpvH0** · 11-24-2010, 06:30 AM

No, for Catholics it is not acceptable to castrate yourself as contraception.

Castration and vasectomies are slightly different

**FsQGF1Mp** · 11-24-2010, 07:31 AM

But you always have to *** inside the vagina, for Catholics you are not allowed to *** anywhere else. The only exception are wet dreams.

I don't know that to be true. As far as I know, the church is pretty vague about this.

**Dastyh** · 11-24-2010, 08:49 PM

I always found Catholic girls gave the best BJ's.

**Adamanta** · 11-24-2010, 10:03 PM

Only because they are afraid to say NO BLOW JOBS!

There is no problem with blowjobs, but only as foreplay, there is only one way for the sexuala ct to finish

**GarryPaterson** · 11-24-2010, 10:18 PM

That's where the title Bishop came from.

11-23-2010, 07:59 PM	#1
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PriernPayorse Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Not if God is merciful. God want's you to learn to be patient with people Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Acrogeokickic Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	Like how god was patient with the people of sodom and gomorrah? I didn't say anything about God's patience. I said he teaches you to be patient. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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jurnalkduo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 390 Senior Member	God is a sadist. ??? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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casinobonbiner Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 373 Senior Member	And why should I listen to something that doesn't abide by it's own counsel? God is the judge, not you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Iphone Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Technically, I'm pretty sure the Catholic Church still thinks people with HIV should abstain from sex. Except with children, of course... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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YmolafBp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	But every sperm is sacred, surely? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2010, 05:50 AM	#14
xquFzpNw Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	Yeah... typical stupid Church... it's "OK" to use natural methods to AVOID having children, but heaven forbid you use a condom. What a joke. In both cases you are TRYING to avoid having a child. There is no difference except for the stupidity of the RCC. Oh, that's right, there is a difference... one helps protect your loved one from potential STD's. No surprise that the church is against the smarter option. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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8IhGpvH0 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 341 Senior Member	No, for Catholics it is not acceptable to castrate yourself as contraception. Castration and vasectomies are slightly different Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-24-2010, 07:31 AM	#16
FsQGF1Mp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 516 Senior Member	But you always have to * inside the vagina, for Catholics you are not allowed to * anywhere else. The only exception are wet dreams. I don't know that to be true. As far as I know, the church is pretty vague about this. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Dastyh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 361 Senior Member	I always found Catholic girls gave the best BJ's. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Adamanta Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	Only because they are afraid to say NO BLOW JOBS! There is no problem with blowjobs, but only as foreplay, there is only one way for the sexuala ct to finish Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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GarryPaterson Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 354 Senior Member	That's where the title Bishop came from. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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