Rapper to the rescue!
 

"I told him, 'I feel you, bro. It's a tough mother ****ing world out there. Just four hours from the ****ing BET awards I was arrested by the Feds on trumped up weapons charges. I was facing jail and community service. I thought my life was over. But you what, I said "**** this ****!" I wrote some of my best work under house arrest. So what I'm saying is that we all have troubles, yo."

I raised my IQ to wiki levels.