[caseferter]

Sure, I'm doing 20 shots right now.

[appleiphoneees]

Your in Texas and all you have is a shotgun, rifle, and a pistol? Wheres your Hillbilly arsenal?

[sasaderesada]

A tank perhaps then or maybe a ICBM? Personally i once knew a guy from texas who had a gernade launcher.

[jinnamys]

Did I say I had "a"? Despite rumor, I can only fire one at a time.

Why the hell not? What's wrong with your left arm?

[arcalmanard]

Well David, I dont drink anymore but if I did, you and Slowwie are two I would be honored and priveleged to take a shot with, depth charge or boilermaker

But, just the sake of honoring you, I lift a toast, and offer a cheer to a man of which we have few , to you sir, ride long, ride hard, let no man say he hath encountered you David and not walked away knowing he hath been in the presence of a confidant and forthright individual, one who shall eagerly stand in the gap, allow others but not need them, to join him along lifes pathways!


Grandpa Troll

[Hokimjers]

Why the hell not? What's wrong with your left arm?

On the off-chance that you're not joking, "dual-wield" is an idea that really doesn't work outside of Halo games and Woo films. Aside from firearm weight, there's this thing called recoil, and it's hard to aim that way. This might be one of the reasons why the Marines don't want you.

[dabibibff]

But, just the sake of honoring you, I lift a toast, and offer a cheer to a man of which we have few , to you sir, ride long, ride hard, let no man say he hath encountered you David and not walked away knowing he hath been in the presence of a confidant and forthright individual, one who shall eagerly stand in the gap, allow others but not need them, to join him along lifes pathways!

Sentences, GT. Use them.