Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread
 

The Trash Talk Thread – This one I am sure will end up as more banter than anything else, but we are going to do our best to keep it under control. Lets please remember that the Morgan Cup is about THP and the Sponsors and that not everybody can comb through 25 pages of posts each night. This thread is about trash talk for the event. Regular banter will not be tolerated. We don’t want to see posts like “Hi Dave” or anything else. If you want to partake in trash talk, this is the place to do it and the ONLY place to do it.

I cant wait to beat my opponent down with a ladies putter.

I'm sure cookie will loan you his blouse to go along with you suzy chap stick putter.

The putter surely will be beautiful.

Edit: Oh yeah, FIFY.

As long as you aren't wearing ladies clothes, it's all good.

I thought he mostly wore panties?

que buzzer sound...TRASH TALK not stroke his ego for not being able to put with a man's putter.....

You missed the covert FIFY. Maybe I was too subtle.

You are correct sir, I did and I stand correct...

It's alright. Nobody usually sees Bertram coming (my middle name). Just a littered golf course with decimated dreams and self esteem.

This will be the first time of many times that I will say this: I am undefeated at the Morgan Cup. I don't see that changing in 2012.

Dude, you're supposed to trash talk your opponents, not yourself! Seth has a lot to learn, I think he's still in shock from last night.

You're planning on halving all of your matches then?

I'm undefeated too!

I'm a bit under the weather right now, but I'm looking forward to mixing it up with you all soon.

You will fall like Tiger. But if you want, you can take the rest of your team, hold a little tournament.... then win that! It'll be like Tiger's Chevron victory plus you can still can yourself undefeated.

Belbin changed his screen name?

You're right, you will always be undefeated at the first Morgan Cup. Sucks that you will be 0-fer Morgan Cup 2.

Oh Smallville, I think that the sentence fragment grabbed your editors attention so you completely missed the point. It's alright, I will help you pick up the broken pieces of your golfing delusions after the MC. I may lose a grammar, but you can't deny the winning that is team Paradise.

Fear The Frog! Hackers for the win!

Amphibians can Tapatalk.

I stepped on a frog once. It just died while offering no resistance.