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**psbiuigw** · 07-13-2011, 02:35 AM

Really funny pictorial from Golfdigest.com about the types of people you don't want to get paired with to play golf: http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor...rtners#slide=1

I'll admit, I used to be #1 in the past but am getting much better about that, and some people could look at me as being #5 as well, but I won't top it off of the first tee.

**NikkitaZ** · 07-13-2011, 02:39 AM

The 'Cart Girl Schmoozer' may be onto something...

**NEWyear** · 07-13-2011, 02:41 AM

Did they have the Coolbreeze in there?

**NofFoomiTot** · 07-13-2011, 02:41 AM

If we had anybody that attractive at the course, I would be a number 4 in a heartbeat.

**mirvokrug** · 07-13-2011, 02:44 AM

Funny stuff there.

**mvjvz** · 07-13-2011, 02:47 AM

If we had anybody that attractive at the course, I would be a number 4 in a heartbeat.

Uh, yep. No doubt. Actually have a good story about a cart girl. Playing golf in Myrtle Beach with some friends, met an attractive cart girl. Buddy ended up meeting up with her again that night. We'll leave it at that

**NofFoomiTot** · 07-13-2011, 02:49 AM

I have never seen a cart girl. Must be a regional thing.

Uh, yep. No doubt. Actually have a good story about a cart girl. Playing golf in Myrtle Beach with some friends, met an attractive cart girl. Buddy ended up meeting up with her again that night. We'll leave it at that

**mirvokrug** · 07-13-2011, 02:49 AM

The swing advice guy is the one that annoys me the most. Heck I go to professional swing coach if I have problems I need to work on. There is one guy at our club who is a coach who just can't stand not to try and fix my swing (I have a flat swing plane). If I listen to him I get so screwed up that it takes my real coach a couple of lessons to get me back on track

. The guy at my club is a decent golfer and coaches youth football during the season and I guess he has that mother hen syndrome and has to help folks, whether they want it or not. I still like him but avoid playing with him at all costs because I know my head will be screwed up for a week or two.

**oplapofffe** · 07-13-2011, 02:52 AM

I wish the cart girls around here were that attractive. I would have a chance. I'm usually around the same age as them and I have a lot of game.

**Bondjrno** · 07-13-2011, 02:54 AM

Good article. Man that girl is good looking

**phenterminediett** · 07-13-2011, 02:55 AM

These are awesome. Great find.

**NofFoomiTot** · 07-13-2011, 02:55 AM

I wish the cart girls around here were that attractive. I would have a chance. I'm usually around the same age as them and I have a lot of game.

Must... resist... temptation... wide... open... for... inappropriate... comment.

**Rememavotscam** · 07-13-2011, 02:56 AM

Nice find Ary. It's amazing how dead on those were.

**mvjvz** · 07-13-2011, 03:00 AM

hahaha I can be 13 every now and then

**atmowasia** · 07-13-2011, 03:04 AM

The swing advice guy is the one that annoys me the most. Heck I go to professional swing coach if I have problems I need to work on. There is one guy at our club who is a coach who just can't stand not to try and fix my swing (I have a flat swing plane). If I listen to him I get so screwed up that it takes my real coach a couple of lessons to get me back on track . The guy at my club is a decent golfer and coaches youth football during the season and I guess he has that mother hen syndrome and has to help folks, whether they want it or not. I still like him but avoid playing with him at all costs because I know my head will be screwed up for a week or two.

I'm with you on this one. There's a guy at our club that drives me nuts until I have to say, "Just worry about your own swing", lol

**LSg44PDu** · 07-13-2011, 03:05 AM

I play with everyone one of those guys at my course.

Sometimes several in the same round!

**zoppereurvito** · 07-13-2011, 03:57 AM

I think if the cart girl looks anything like that, you get a free pass. She would make an excellent ex wife some day

**P9CCd35R** · 07-13-2011, 04:06 AM

That cart girl is very attractive.

I dont think I am any of those to be honest..

**NKUDirectory** · 07-13-2011, 04:07 AM

I've played with quite a few of these people. I used to be "The Volcano" person but I've calmed down quite a bit. I still have a slight blow up every now and then, but nothing like I used to be. At my old course, we had a cart girl that would wear shirts very similar to the girl in the picture, but once she opened her mouth, you couldn't stand to be around her. She was definitely not the brightest star in the sky. I've also played with "The Cheat" many times, and that is by far the worst of the bunch. I absolutely can't stand that type of player.

**PerfectCreditForYou** · 07-13-2011, 04:10 AM

I'm #6 on too many occasions. The other day I, no kidding, did the in the water, out of the water, in the water, out of the water, over the green, etc, etc, until I got to TWELVE! Yep, a twelve.

07-13-2011, 02:35 AM	#1
psbiuigw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	The 18 Most Annoying Golf Partners Really funny pictorial from Golfdigest.com about the types of people you don't want to get paired with to play golf: http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor...rtners#slide=1 I'll admit, I used to be #1 in the past but am getting much better about that, and some people could look at me as being #5 as well, but I won't top it off of the first tee. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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NikkitaZ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 608 Senior Member	The 'Cart Girl Schmoozer' may be onto something... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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NEWyear Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 569 Senior Member	Did they have the Coolbreeze in there? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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NofFoomiTot Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	If we had anybody that attractive at the course, I would be a number 4 in a heartbeat. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mirvokrug Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Funny stuff there. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mvjvz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 590 Senior Member	If we had anybody that attractive at the course, I would be a number 4 in a heartbeat. Uh, yep. No doubt. Actually have a good story about a cart girl. Playing golf in Myrtle Beach with some friends, met an attractive cart girl. Buddy ended up meeting up with her again that night. We'll leave it at that Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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NofFoomiTot Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	I have never seen a cart girl. Must be a regional thing. Uh, yep. No doubt. Actually have a good story about a cart girl. Playing golf in Myrtle Beach with some friends, met an attractive cart girl. Buddy ended up meeting up with her again that night. We'll leave it at that Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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oplapofffe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 530 Senior Member	I wish the cart girls around here were that attractive. I would have a chance. I'm usually around the same age as them and I have a lot of game. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Bondjrno Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 354 Senior Member	Good article. Man that girl is good looking Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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phenterminediett Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 500 Senior Member	These are awesome. Great find. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Rememavotscam Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 500 Senior Member	Nice find Ary. It's amazing how dead on those were. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mvjvz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 590 Senior Member	hahaha I can be 13 every now and then Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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atmowasia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 416 Senior Member	The swing advice guy is the one that annoys me the most. Heck I go to professional swing coach if I have problems I need to work on. There is one guy at our club who is a coach who just can't stand not to try and fix my swing (I have a flat swing plane). If I listen to him I get so screwed up that it takes my real coach a couple of lessons to get me back on track . The guy at my club is a decent golfer and coaches youth football during the season and I guess he has that mother hen syndrome and has to help folks, whether they want it or not. I still like him but avoid playing with him at all costs because I know my head will be screwed up for a week or two. I'm with you on this one. There's a guy at our club that drives me nuts until I have to say, "Just worry about your own swing", lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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LSg44PDu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	I play with everyone one of those guys at my course. Sometimes several in the same round! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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zoppereurvito Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	I think if the cart girl looks anything like that, you get a free pass. She would make an excellent ex wife some day Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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P9CCd35R Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	That cart girl is very attractive. I dont think I am any of those to be honest.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-13-2011, 04:07 AM	#19
NKUDirectory Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 597 Senior Member	I've played with quite a few of these people. I used to be "The Volcano" person but I've calmed down quite a bit. I still have a slight blow up every now and then, but nothing like I used to be. At my old course, we had a cart girl that would wear shirts very similar to the girl in the picture, but once she opened her mouth, you couldn't stand to be around her. She was definitely not the brightest star in the sky. I've also played with "The Cheat" many times, and that is by far the worst of the bunch. I absolutely can't stand that type of player. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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PerfectCreditForYou Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 362 Senior Member	I'm #6 on too many occasions. The other day I, no kidding, did the in the water, out of the water, in the water, out of the water, over the green, etc, etc, until I got to TWELVE! Yep, a twelve. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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