Ways to get rid of my "Unlucky Golf Shirt" - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**DumnEuronoumn** · 03-08-2010, 07:57 PM

I know it's ridiculous to blame equipment, but I have a shirt in my closet that I've decided is unlucky and must be gotten rid of. The past few times I've worn it, I've either shot poorly, lost a lot of balls, broken a club, or a combination of all three.

I'm trying to think of ways to get rid of it...

- Give it away (It's a light yellow Firethorn F-Dry, Size Large - anyone want it?)
- Cut it up and use it as a golf towel
- Run it over with a lawn mower
- Golf Shirt "Smoothie" (put it in a blender)
- Run it through a car wash
- Load it up with firecrackers
- Paintball target practice

Any other suggestions? If it's good enough, I may even post a video if its destruction.

**Rinkeliacasse** · 03-08-2010, 08:04 PM

If you truly find it unlucky the only thing to do is burn it. I have a red shirt that I feel the same way about.

**Clolmemaexata** · 03-08-2010, 08:05 PM

Maybe you can just Lebron jersey that thing and flame it and sacrifice it to the golf gods. Or make it a new pitching/chipping mat perhaps?

**natahololll** · 03-08-2010, 08:11 PM

To quote Beavis: "Fire, Fire, Fire!"

**OnerePeepsy** · 03-08-2010, 08:15 PM

I have unlucky putters. Purgatory is the staff bag sitting in the corner of my room.
In fact, (im' embarrased to admit this) the putter I'm using now was once so much in my doghouse that I traded it into Golf Galaxy last year! Only to be reunited with me 8 months later. Same putter (oddysey XG #9), I found out when I regripped it and saw the familiar dent I put on the shaft a year ago.

@ken i'm thinking a wood chipper of some kind........

**preachadaq** · 03-08-2010, 08:16 PM

MAKE A POLL OUT OF THIS ONE! lol

**Seisyvose** · 03-08-2010, 08:23 PM

reminds me of this http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/

**anderriter** · 03-08-2010, 08:44 PM

Give it to the nearest dog.

**RaicickKida** · 03-08-2010, 08:47 PM

I would give it to the guy you most frequently play against on the course.

**CiccoineFed** · 03-08-2010, 08:53 PM

The towel option means it will still be with you.

I think fire is the only real option (probably while dancing around it chanting some kind of mantra)

I acyually had a ProV1x that I was going to send back to Titleist as it would not do what I told it. 'Sit down' and it flew, 'spin' and it ran out, 'travel' and it would spin, 'kick left' and right it would go.

**greeferweq** · 03-08-2010, 09:00 PM

I'd say quarter it, by horses or cars.

**tousuarshatly** · 03-08-2010, 09:08 PM

You guys are wack! lol

**Yessaniloas** · 03-08-2010, 09:08 PM

No reason to get rid of the shirt. The bad luck washes out when you add a shot of bourbon in with the regular detergent. To make it a lucky shirt run around the house counter clockwise three times and take a shot on each turn. Works like a charm.

**tousuarshatly** · 03-08-2010, 09:09 PM

see ^^^ lmao

**Seisyvose** · 03-08-2010, 09:20 PM

Clamfist, that was good!!! Jerome, I am loving the avatar!!!

**preachadaq** · 03-08-2010, 09:24 PM

Clamfist, that was good!!! Jerome, I am loving the avatar!!!

hahahaha that wud be jerome's lady!

**mpzoFeJs** · 03-08-2010, 09:41 PM

Did someone say TORCH? A nice blaze is the ONLY way to solve this...

**Seisyvose** · 03-08-2010, 09:46 PM

hahahaha that wud be jerome's lady!

Well, she sure is cute! Good Work Jerome

**tousuarshatly** · 03-08-2010, 10:09 PM

Thanks for reminding me! lol

**Seisyvose** · 03-08-2010, 10:11 PM

Let me guess, all of those girls are your girls? hehe

03-08-2010, 07:57 PM	#1
DumnEuronoumn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 484 Senior Member	Ways to get rid of my "Unlucky Golf Shirt" I know it's ridiculous to blame equipment, but I have a shirt in my closet that I've decided is unlucky and must be gotten rid of. The past few times I've worn it, I've either shot poorly, lost a lot of balls, broken a club, or a combination of all three. I'm trying to think of ways to get rid of it... - Give it away (It's a light yellow Firethorn F-Dry, Size Large - anyone want it?) - Cut it up and use it as a golf towel - Run it over with a lawn mower - Golf Shirt "Smoothie" (put it in a blender) - Run it through a car wash - Load it up with firecrackers - Paintball target practice Any other suggestions? If it's good enough, I may even post a video if its destruction. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 08:04 PM	#2
Rinkeliacasse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 563 Senior Member	If you truly find it unlucky the only thing to do is burn it. I have a red shirt that I feel the same way about. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 08:05 PM	#3
Clolmemaexata Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 410 Senior Member	Maybe you can just Lebron jersey that thing and flame it and sacrifice it to the golf gods. Or make it a new pitching/chipping mat perhaps? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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natahololll Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 667 Senior Member	To quote Beavis: "Fire, Fire, Fire!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 08:15 PM	#5
OnerePeepsy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	I have unlucky putters. Purgatory is the staff bag sitting in the corner of my room. In fact, (im' embarrased to admit this) the putter I'm using now was once so much in my doghouse that I traded it into Golf Galaxy last year! Only to be reunited with me 8 months later. Same putter (oddysey XG #9), I found out when I regripped it and saw the familiar dent I put on the shaft a year ago. @ken i'm thinking a wood chipper of some kind........ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 08:16 PM	#6
preachadaq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	MAKE A POLL OUT OF THIS ONE! lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Seisyvose Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	reminds me of this http://myexwifesweddingdress.com/ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 08:44 PM	#8
anderriter Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 540 Senior Member	Give it to the nearest dog. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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RaicickKida Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 388 Senior Member	I would give it to the guy you most frequently play against on the course. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 08:53 PM	#10
CiccoineFed Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 536 Senior Member	The towel option means it will still be with you. I think fire is the only real option (probably while dancing around it chanting some kind of mantra) I acyually had a ProV1x that I was going to send back to Titleist as it would not do what I told it. 'Sit down' and it flew, 'spin' and it ran out, 'travel' and it would spin, 'kick left' and right it would go. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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greeferweq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 375 Senior Member	I'd say quarter it, by horses or cars. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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tousuarshatly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	You guys are wack! lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 09:08 PM	#13
Yessaniloas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 531 Senior Member	No reason to get rid of the shirt. The bad luck washes out when you add a shot of bourbon in with the regular detergent. To make it a lucky shirt run around the house counter clockwise three times and take a shot on each turn. Works like a charm. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 09:09 PM	#14
tousuarshatly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	see ^^^ lmao Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Seisyvose Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Clamfist, that was good!!! Jerome, I am loving the avatar!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-08-2010, 09:24 PM	#16
preachadaq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	Clamfist, that was good!!! Jerome, I am loving the avatar!!! hahahaha that wud be jerome's lady! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mpzoFeJs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	Did someone say TORCH? A nice blaze is the ONLY way to solve this... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Seisyvose Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	hahahaha that wud be jerome's lady! Well, she sure is cute! Good Work Jerome Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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tousuarshatly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	Thanks for reminding me! lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Seisyvose Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Let me guess, all of those girls are your girls? hehe Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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