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Try some of these:
ARichard Hammond - Straight down the middle like a rocket, then veers off into the rough at the last minute. An Adolf - Taking two shots in a bunker. An elephant's arse - it's high and it stinks. A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know that I shouldn't be. A Gerry Adams - a provisional. A Michael Jackson - fading away. An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result. A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it. An Arthur Scargill - Great strike, but a poor result. A Rodney King - Over-clubbed. An O.J. Simpson - Shouldn't have, but got away with it. A Condom - Safe, but didn't feel right. A Tony Blair - too much spin. A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it, but you A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer. A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't. A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole, but all may not be what it seems. A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole. Does your husband play ? for when a man hits a short tee shot. A Cuban - needed one more revolution. A Brazillian - hits the narrow stip down the middle. A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water. A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver. A 'Son in Law' Not what I was expecting but it will have to do A 'Sally Gunnel' Ugly, but runs well. A Heather Mills- Right on the money, just did not have the legs. A 'Paula Radcliffe' Not as ugly as a Sally but runs further. An 'Eva Braun' A pick up in the bunker. A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver. Hers's a link to the real stuff. Golf Lingo - Gilroy Golf Course |
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I had to bring back this old thread after playing with some funny characters yesterday.
One guy hits his drive way out there and everyone is like great job man. The next guy up smokes one past the first and the someone watching say's: "You just got Linda Ronstadt'ed"! Everyone is cracking up when I said what??? He say's "Blew By You" (Blue Bayou), lmao. Had that song in my head ever since. |
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I had to bring back this old thread after playing with some funny characters yesterday. The other bloke said, "Oh yeah, where is that then" "Between our 2 balls............" |
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I saw someone smash it past someone elses drive once and as we walked down the fairway he said "I hear they are building a Tesco around here" (UK Supermarket chain) |
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After a really great putt, I'll do my impression of Mike Lange (Pittsburgh Penguins radio announcer)
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!" http://www.entertonement.com/clips/h...key-Mike-Lange |
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