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Unonounaple 03-15-2010 01:17 AM

Cows on first?
 
Guy 1: Look! A bunch of cows!

Guy 2: Herd of cows!

Guy 1: Of course I’ve heard of cows!

Guy 2: No, no! A cow herd!

Guy 1: What do I care if a cow heard? I didn't say anything I shouldn’t have!

Esmeralfaf 03-15-2010 02:05 AM

Hee hee. There's an ad for cow management software on this page. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/eek.png http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif

Unonounaple 03-15-2010 02:26 AM

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Hee hee. There's an ad for cow management software on this page. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/eek.png http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif
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Saispapedlimi 03-15-2010 08:24 PM

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Hee hee. There's an ad for cow management software on this page. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/eek.png http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif
You can save time, improve organization, and make better decisions (like what the cows should hear) with this software.

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Marinausa 03-16-2010 12:31 AM

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and make better decisions (like what the cows should hear) with this software.
So I guess it's like iTunes for cows. Of course, if the cows had their own iPods, they could self-manage themselves.

Saispapedlimi 03-16-2010 03:00 AM

iTunes, iPods, and iPhones for cows. What is this world coming to?!

I wonder if whales have iPods? (get it? a "pod" of whales...hahahaha).

megasprut 03-16-2010 03:39 AM

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Esmeralfaf 03-16-2010 06:46 AM

I don't like cows. I was chased by a cow when I was little and it has scarred me for life. And every single house we have bought has been next to a cow pasture. Nice. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/eek.png http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/eek.png

Unonounaple 03-16-2010 06:55 AM

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I don't like cows
They're pretty good on the barbeque...

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every single house we have bought has been next to a cow pasture.
Were the cow pastures there when you moved in? or are cows following you (pre-cow-invasion strategy)?

Or is it just that in your state there is no land that is NOT next to a cow pasture...

Esmeralfaf 03-16-2010 07:08 AM

I think all of that is true. I think they definitely are following me. I think I need that cow management software. I also snicker when I drive by McDonalds. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif

When we had goats (that was a big fiasco) we fenced in our property so the neighbors cows couldn't come up to our fence anymore (it's really confusing and I can't explain better than that), but before that I really enjoyed scaring the cows and making them run away. Payback, I guess. Or maybe I'm as evil as they are.

Unakjyfk 03-16-2010 07:10 AM

..You may just have ruined McDonald's for me http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif...nah...

Just remember, cows are intelligent - they will remember you. i.e.: be nice......Ok, kidding. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/smile.png

Marinausa 03-16-2010 07:14 AM

The cows that live next to my property seem nice, though they do seem less intelligent than a dog. It's always weird, though, when I notice they have "moved on."

Unonounaple 03-16-2010 07:16 AM

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cows are intelligent
Compared to what? Slugs?

Unakjyfk 03-16-2010 07:16 AM

My grandfather was a dairy farmer. When he sold the farm (and the cows), they all came back from great distances. On the day that they left, they all came back in time for the nighttime milking - and stuck their heads into the kitchen window to find him....I think they're intelligent animals. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/smile.png It doesn't meant that I particularly want to get "that" close to them...http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/smile.png

I don't know - My grandfather always swore they were intelligent - what the heck do I know about cows? http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif

Esmeralfaf 03-16-2010 07:22 AM

They should like me. I am vegetarian for Pete's sake. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif

They could be intelligent, but don't they lick their own noses? Ewww.

Esmeralfaf 03-16-2010 07:23 AM

He hee. Those are funny. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/biggrin.png

Unakjyfk 03-16-2010 07:27 AM

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They should like me. I am vegetarian for Pete's sake. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/lol.gif

They could be intelligent, but don't they lick their own noses? Ewww.
Wait a second - don't you have cats and dogs? http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/smile.png Licking their noses, well...I won't finish that sentence for you CD. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/smile.png

Esmeralfaf 03-16-2010 11:54 AM

Yeah, but this thread wasn't about cats or dogs. http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/confused.png

ElegeExcest 03-16-2010 12:15 PM

Yeah but they lick things a lot worse then their noses http://forum.psychlinks.ca/images/smilies/panic.gif

Esmeralfaf 03-16-2010 03:12 PM

Yeah, but I still wasn't talking about them here so I'm not sure what the point is? I was just trying to be light hearted anyway. I wasn't attacking the intelligence of cows or anything.


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