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**sisuarmalmicy** · 10-15-2005, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by wavemeister:
Ummm...never noticed that so far, Ted...you sure you looked at TC?

Well let's just say.....she was born a dog.

**FallJimerks** · 10-22-2005, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by Roemello:
And he even substituted with fluck! lol I think the funniest part was that Wave substituted with "Fluck" but felt it was okay to post "suck my dick" !!! LOL...hilarious!

**ticskebasse** · 10-30-2005, 06:00 AM

That was good! lol!

**uphokyhuP** · 11-22-2005, 07:00 AM

LOL! ya learn somthing new everyday.

So one could say, TC has a big pimmel? LOL

**radikal** · 12-04-2005, 07:00 AM

hahaha! That's great!

**avaiftBoara** · 12-16-2005, 07:00 AM

If you need some assistance...*LOL*

**bensabath** · 01-01-2006, 07:00 AM

Okay lads and lasses, since you are always eager to learn and to expand your horizons, I will teach you the basics of German swearwords.

NOTE :
If you feel easy offended, don´t look further.
Forget that this topic ever existed...forget that I ever existed.

Seriously...I you ever want to use these words, be sure that the ones you gonna swear on will also take it as a joke.
Men have died for using those words...

German / English

Arschgesicht / Butthead
Arschloch / Asshole
Arschkriecher / crawler (contp.)
Du bist ( so ) Scheisse / You suck
Dummkopf / Dumbhead
Fick Dich / Fluck you
Ficker / Flucker
Friss Scheisse / Eat shit
Leck mich am Arsch / Kiss my ass
Lutsch mir ( doch ) einen / Suck my dick
Muschi / Pussy
Pisskopf / Pisshead
Pimmel / Dick
Schwanzgesicht, Sackgesicht, Pimmelkopf / Dickhead
Schwanzlutscher / Cocksucker
Schwuchtel / Faggot
Verpiss Dich / Fluck off
Wichser, Wixer / Wanker

How´s that for German swearing culture?
I can´t await coming back to the chat room...

**Varbaiskkic** · 03-21-2006, 07:00 AM

ROTFL
My boss is trying to learn German from one of the guys at work. With THAT list, I can help him out! LOL

**Trotoleterm** · 04-08-2006, 07:00 AM

Brilliant! I've already printed them off and pinned them up over my desk.

The office will never be the same again.

**zueqhbyhp** · 04-10-2006, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by Ted Nugent:

Well let's just say.....she was born a dog.

You wound my heart,Ted! NOT!!

LOL

**Ephejvll** · 04-18-2006, 07:00 AM

Maybe I should teach you also some common German phrases like the translations of "Hey, I doesn´t wanted to sound it like this", "Get away with your fists/that bat/that knife/that gun!" and "Okay, you won...do you have the decency of calling an ambulance for me right now?" if you really want to use those words then...

**IACJdKfU** · 04-24-2006, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by Flixfan:
ROFL!!

Nine years of German in school, and I have to come here to find the most important German words. Thanks Wave!What a poor school...when you even weren´t taught about the really important basics of this beautiful language...

**RooxiaNof** · 04-27-2006, 07:00 AM

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

I could definately use some of these.

Thanks wave you arschloch! LOL kidding

**WhonyGataxott** · 05-02-2006, 07:00 AM

You noticed that, too, Roem?? LMAO!! Wavemaster, you are a laugh riot!! (Good thing!

)

**irrehoobe** · 05-07-2006, 07:00 AM

ROFL!!

Nine years of German in school, and I have to come here to find the most important German words.

Thanks Wave!

**KuevDulin** · 06-16-2006, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by TopCat:

You wound my heart,Ted! NOT!! LOL
<====is deeply disapointed that he didn't.

**zzarratusstra** · 07-30-2006, 07:00 AM

And he even substituted with fluck! lol

**Hankie** · 08-19-2006, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by Ted Nugent:
LOL! ya learn somthing new everyday.

So one could say, TC has a big pimmel? LOL Ummm...never noticed that so far, Ted...you sure you looked at TC?

Originally posted by TopCat:
ROTFLMAO @ Ted!

Leck mich am Arsch, dich schwanzlutscher. LOL

Close, my dear...'Leck mich am Arsch, Du Schwanzlutscher' would be correct.
Okay, it´s also not only fixing the PC but also teaching some German...

**dAy2EWlg** · 09-12-2006, 07:00 AM

haha

these are great! thanks wavey.
my big brother was so proud when he came home and called me the names he learned in highschool from German lessons.
dumbhead and sh__head were the only ones he knew i think. it was funny though. i had my own creative insults for him.

yes, we need important phrases for when we visit Germany. Especially when approached by a Pisskopf.

oh wait,,Wavemaster,,i hope one of those sayings means, 'kiss my a**', instead of 'kick my a**' lol
(he's going to get us into trouble there.)
haha

[ July 18, 2001 08:38 AM: Message edited by: Vilji ]

**PetrZimin** · 09-25-2006, 07:00 AM

LOL! I know, Wave! I will send a letter to my old teachers incl. lots of words from my NEW German vocabulary.

10-15-2005, 07:00 AM	#1
sisuarmalmicy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	Originally posted by wavemeister: Ummm...never noticed that so far, Ted...you sure you looked at TC? Well let's just say.....she was born a dog. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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FallJimerks Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 375 Senior Member	Originally posted by Roemello: And he even substituted with fluck! lol I think the funniest part was that Wave substituted with "Fluck" but felt it was okay to post "suck my dick" !!! LOL...hilarious! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ticskebasse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 482 Senior Member	That was good! lol! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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uphokyhuP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 399 Senior Member	LOL! ya learn somthing new everyday. So one could say, TC has a big pimmel? LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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radikal Join Date Oct 2005 Age 54 Posts 4,523 Senior Member	hahaha! That's great! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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avaiftBoara Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	If you need some assistance...LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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bensabath Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	Learning German, Lesson I... Okay lads and lasses, since you are always eager to learn and to expand your horizons, I will teach you the basics of German swearwords. NOTE : If you feel easy offended, don´t look further. Forget that this topic ever existed...forget that I ever existed. Seriously...I you ever want to use these words, be sure that the ones you gonna swear on will also take it as a joke. Men have died for using those words... German / English Arschgesicht / Butthead Arschloch / Asshole Arschkriecher / crawler (contp.) Du bist ( so ) Scheisse / You suck Dummkopf / Dumbhead Fick Dich / Fluck you Ficker / Flucker Friss Scheisse / Eat shit Leck mich am Arsch / Kiss my ass Lutsch mir ( doch ) einen / Suck my dick Muschi / Pussy Pisskopf / Pisshead Pimmel / Dick Schwanzgesicht, Sackgesicht, Pimmelkopf / Dickhead Schwanzlutscher / Cocksucker Schwuchtel / Faggot Verpiss Dich / Fluck off Wichser, Wixer / Wanker How´s that for German swearing culture? I can´t await coming back to the chat room... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2006, 07:00 AM	#8
Varbaiskkic Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	ROTFL My boss is trying to learn German from one of the guys at work. With THAT list, I can help him out! LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-08-2006, 07:00 AM	#9
Trotoleterm Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 415 Senior Member	Brilliant! I've already printed them off and pinned them up over my desk. The office will never be the same again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-10-2006, 07:00 AM	#10
zueqhbyhp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	Originally posted by Ted Nugent: Well let's just say.....she was born a dog. You wound my heart,Ted! NOT!! LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Ephejvll Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 472 Senior Member	Maybe I should teach you also some common German phrases like the translations of "Hey, I doesn´t wanted to sound it like this", "Get away with your fists/that bat/that knife/that gun!" and "Okay, you won...do you have the decency of calling an ambulance for me right now?" if you really want to use those words then... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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IACJdKfU Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 403 Senior Member	Originally posted by Flixfan: ROFL!! Nine years of German in school, and I have to come here to find the most important German words. Thanks Wave!What a poor school...when you even weren´t taught about the really important basics of this beautiful language... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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RooxiaNof Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	ROTFLMFAO!!!! I could definately use some of these. Thanks wave you arschloch! LOL kidding Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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WhonyGataxott Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 632 Senior Member	You noticed that, too, Roem?? LMAO!! Wavemaster, you are a laugh riot!! (Good thing! ) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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irrehoobe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 499 Senior Member	ROFL!! Nine years of German in school, and I have to come here to find the most important German words. Thanks Wave! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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KuevDulin Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 362 Senior Member	Originally posted by TopCat: You wound my heart,Ted! NOT!! LOL <====is deeply disapointed that he didn't. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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zzarratusstra Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	And he even substituted with fluck! lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Hankie Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 593 Senior Member	Originally posted by Ted Nugent: LOL! ya learn somthing new everyday. So one could say, TC has a big pimmel? LOL Ummm...never noticed that so far, Ted...you sure you looked at TC? Originally posted by TopCat: ROTFLMAO @ Ted! Leck mich am Arsch, dich schwanzlutscher. LOL Close, my dear...'Leck mich am Arsch, Du Schwanzlutscher' would be correct. Okay, it´s also not only fixing the PC but also teaching some German... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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dAy2EWlg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 370 Senior Member	haha these are great! thanks wavey. my big brother was so proud when he came home and called me the names he learned in highschool from German lessons. dumbhead and sh__head were the only ones he knew i think. it was funny though. i had my own creative insults for him. yes, we need important phrases for when we visit Germany. Especially when approached by a Pisskopf. oh wait,,Wavemaster,,i hope one of those sayings means, 'kiss my a', instead of 'kick my a' lol (he's going to get us into trouble there.) haha [ July 18, 2001 08:38 AM: Message edited by: Vilji ] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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PetrZimin Join Date Oct 2005 Location ISRAEL Age 63 Posts 404 Senior Member	LOL! I know, Wave! I will send a letter to my old teachers incl. lots of words from my NEW German vocabulary. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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