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Old 03-02-2007, 06:53 AM   #1
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Default Lesson for Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane
said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it
properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."
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Old 03-02-2007, 09:50 PM   #2
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Old 03-02-2007, 10:29 PM   #3
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I got a better way of checkin' for squirrels
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Old 03-02-2007, 10:34 PM   #4
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I am afraid to ask . . ok, what's the better way?
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Old 03-03-2007, 06:15 AM   #5
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I got a better way of checkin' for squirrels
Do tell........

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Old 03-03-2007, 06:33 PM   #6
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ok, what's the better way? http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6085692-claims.html
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Old 03-03-2007, 07:24 PM   #7
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ok, what's the better way?
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6085692-claims.html
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:54 AM   #8
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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and
during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane
said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it
properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."
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