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Pop Celebrity Makes Range Out-of Animals There are lots of musical groups in-which allegations of accomplishing unseemly issues having a lamb are virtually par for the program. The group which includes Madonna, nevertheless, never struck us together of these -- so our interest was spurred whenever a statement indicating the Material Mom might've occurred in such activity distributed in Britain earlier this week. While we were hoping for something just a little less PG-13 focused, we're still confused as to why Ms. Ciccone decided to color all of the sheep on her behalf English country house in a variety of un-natural tones -- orange, red, orange and green -- for the purposes of the photo shoot meant for a table book to be printed by Vogue magazine. As the performer and her husband Guy Ritchie -- who we like to look at the Pauly Shore of The Uk -- insisted the colorization was momentary and harmless, animal rights organizations have however indicated dislike, with the RSPCA fuming the stop "sends out the wrong information about how-to use animals." We heartily concur, being of the fact that a few chimps could've been set to good use re-writing the software for 'Swept Away.'