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Could people actually be this stupid?1. Recently, when I visited McDonald's I found on the selection that I might have an of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for-a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teen at the-counter. "You do not?" I answered. "We only have six, eight, or twelve," was the response. "So I can't order a-half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That is right." Therefore I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.2. I had been looking into at the neighborhood Wal-Mart with just a couple products and the woman behind me set her things on the strip near to mine. I acquired some of those "dividers" that they maintain by the check out and put it between our points so they'd not get mixed. Following the woman had scanned all of my products, she acquired the "divider", seeking it all over for the bar-code therefore she can check it. Perhaps not choosing the bar-code she explained to me, "Do you realize just how much this is?" I said to her "I have altered my mind, I don't believe I'll obtain that today." She explained "OK," and I paid her for the items and left. She'd no idea as to the had just happened.3. A girl at the office was seen placing a charge card into her floppy drive and taking it out quickly. When I asked about what she was performing, she said she was buying on the Internet and they kept requesting a credit-card number, so she was utilizing the ATM "thingy."4. I recently found a troubled woman weeping beside her car. "Do you'll need some help?" I asked. She responded, "I believed I must have changed the battery for this distant home unlocker. Now I am unable to enter my car. You think they (going to a remote convenience store) might have a battery to suit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Have you got an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, only this distant thingy," she responded, giving it and the vehicle keys in my experience. As I got the important and personally unlocked the door, I responded, "Why don't you get over there and check always concerning the batteries. It's an extended walk."5. Many years before, we'd an Intern who was simply none too quick. One morning she was typing and considered an assistant and explained, "I am nearly out-of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier device paper," the assistant informed her. With that, the intern got her last remaining empty bit of paper, use it the copier and proceeded to create five "blank" copies.6. I was in an automobile dealer some time ago, whenever a big motor home was towed in to the garage. The leading of the automobile was in serious need of repair and everything broadly speaking appeared as if an additional in "Twister." I asked the supervisor what had happened. He then went in-the back once again to create a sandwich.7 and explained the driver had established the "cruise control". My neighbor works in-the operations division in-the main office of-a large bank. Workers in the area call him once they end up having their computers. One night he got a call from a lady in one of the banks who'd this question: "I have smoke coming from the rear of my final. Would you men have a fire downtown?"8. Authorities in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by putting a colander on his mind and connecting it with cables to a photocopy machine. The concept "He is lying" was put into the copier, and authorities pushed the copy option every time they believed the suspect was not telling the truth. Thinking the "lie detector" was operating, the suspect confessed.9. A mother calls 91-1 really worried wondering the dispatcher if she must simply take her kid to the er, the kid was eating bugs. The dispatcher shows her to provide some Benadryl to the little one and must be good, mom says, I only gave some ant killer.... to him. Dispatcher: Rush him directly into crisis.