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02-07-2012, 09:57 PM
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 A love Story......!!!!
OK....before anyone jumps me I'm just having fun and I am writing in satire. I dont wanna put the whole thing in green. Boy meets girl...He's 25 she is 20. They marry. She's hotter than a lost blonde at a business convention and he has a future brighter than Jack Nicholsons idiot spawn. 3 years later she gets pregnant. She fattens up. He fattens up with her. 5 years later she stopped eating, he hasnt. Now her handsome prince is within two cheeseburgers of needing stitchies. In light of that she says fuck it, I'll join him. Now they have a 4 year old that is beginning to look and act more and more like them, much to their secret dismay. to be continued ...
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02-07-2012, 10:06 PM
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Must be republicans.
Otherwise, they'd have taken Michelle's advice about eating right No great loss if they both drop dead from eating. |
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02-07-2012, 11:15 PM
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btw..."dad" is beginning to resent "dad" jr. for screwing up his poker night. "Mom" is beginning to notice "dad" is taking it out on her. She keeps this to herself for now and decides to hold it to use at a later date when she is backed into a corner and has no other card to play. Note to mom (get new ace in the hole asap)....no pun intended....
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02-07-2012, 11:16 PM
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Must be republicans. |
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02-08-2012, 06:16 AM
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OK....before anyone jumps me I'm just having fun and I am writing in satire. I dont wanna put the whole thing in green. Boy meets girl...He's 25 she is 20. They marry. She's hotter than a lost blonde at a business convention and he has a future brighter than Jack Nicholsons idiot spawn. 3 years later she gets pregnant. She fattens up. He fattens up with her. 5 years later she stopped eating, he hasnt. Now her handsome prince is within two cheeseburgers of needing stitchies. In light of that she says fuck it, I'll join him. Now they have a 4 year old that is beginning to look and act more and more like them, much to their secret dismay. to be continued ... |
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02-08-2012, 06:54 AM
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are we supposed to add to this fiction?..... 
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02-08-2012, 07:09 AM
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Well you certainly can my dear. I was in a creative mood for a bit today and I just wanted to write a little. I didnt want this little story to be forgotten...if you wanna add to it it very well could set off another spark in me...after all, you are very funny sometimes...!!....  Ok if ther mood hits me I wil add to it, I think the 4 yr old is a boy named Hugh Jass as he seems to follow in his folks footsteps. |
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02-08-2012, 07:42 AM
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02-08-2012, 07:45 AM
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At first I thought you said you said "Jew Ass" not "Hugh Jass"...my bad...this family is good ole Christian folk....not crazies. Just "spiritual" one might say....
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02-08-2012, 07:57 AM
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They only go to creedance clearwater revivals....
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02-08-2012, 05:57 PM
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Since the little boys name is "Hugh Jass" his 400 lb. choke em' down mama shall now be known as "Mama Jass".....ham sandwich(es), lots and lots and lots of mayo...
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02-08-2012, 10:03 PM
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They all had diabetes and were counting on obamacare to save them.....but then they found out that along with socialism comes the Guvment diet, they were sent to fat camps and had therapy sessions on there junk food addictions they sang mantras , "It's not what your eating....it's whats eating you?" and they were forced to exercise daily !!!
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02-08-2012, 11:35 PM
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They all had diabetes and were counting on obamacare to save them.....but then they found out that along with socialism comes the Guvment diet, they were sent to fat camps and had therapy sessions on there junk food addictions they sang mantras , "It's not what your eating....it's whats eating you?" and they were forced to exercise daily !!!
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02-09-2012, 12:32 AM
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Hi Mama Jass, I'm home!!!! Wheres my fucking beer?? I'm so damn hungry I could eat the crotch out of a dead buzzard. I need a damn nap. I said beer. B-E-E-R...make it two of them now. Damnit to hell. Have you seen the fucking remote? Whats for supper? Lemme Guess...Burger King, again?
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02-09-2012, 06:09 AM
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Hi Mama Jass, I'm home!!!! Wheres my fucking beer?? I'm so damn hungry I could eat the crotch out of a dead buzzard. I need a damn nap. I said beer. B-E-E-R...make it two of them now. Damnit to hell. Have you seen the fucking remote? Whats for supper? Lemme Guess...Burger King, again? |
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02-09-2012, 06:19 AM
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geez he's kind of a crank Im going out to smoke a blunt the mama ass said
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02-09-2012, 06:21 AM
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I know!!!! Remember post #1? Back in the salad days? What happened to this nice couple? They were once so happy innocent and sweet..Now they are mad, bitter revenge seeking psychopaths. Holy shit said Mama Ass. dis be some good tastin' weed...where dis' shit come from?. 
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02-09-2012, 06:49 AM
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It's hydroponic, Mama Jass got it as a prescription for her sciatica and diabetes  "baby Hugh" has never been so happy in his stupid pathetic life...!
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