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For the liberals in our lives as we celebrate Christmas...!

[Caursedus]

Most liberals hate Christmas for the following reasons:
The real messiah was born 1961 years after Christ in a mud hut somewhere in a Kenyan village just a few thousand miles outside of Honolulu;

Turning water into wine is nothing compared to Obama’s ability to turn paper
(dollar bill) into metal (silver dime);

Nativity scenes are offensive because Joseph and Mary were not married and had not been counseled by Planned Parenthood;

Singing Christmas carols in public is not protected free speech because none of
the founding fathers were exposed to Silent Night, O Little Town of Bethlehem, or any other of the violent anti-Muslim lyrics so popular these days;

read more....http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/42716

[Broker15015]

An independent I don't give a shit retort...

[Imampaictjg]

An independent I don't give a shit retort...

[Keyclenef]

"c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath.
"h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth.
"r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with my dick.
christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick.
"s" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum,
"t" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum.
"m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me.
"a" is for the agony of catching your vd.
"s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick,
christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick.
"s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along,
the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along,
my fucking balls are swinging.
whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa,
whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....
the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's)
...my fucking balls are swinging!

[wJswn5l3]

I find the title of this thread as oxymoronic....Cotton is implying that Chirstmas is a Conservative holiday .... gotta love supply side Jesus....

[googlopharm]

I find the title of this thread as oxymoronic....Cotton is implying that Chirstmas is a Conservative holiday .... gotta love supply side Jesus....

Cotton is doing his mandated Bill Oreilley salad tossing.

As a left leaning liberal, I put my Christmas tree up on November 1st and am currently looking for a menorah for the den.

I may even celebrate kwanza.

[TeksPaisimi]

Most liberals hate Christmas for the following reasons:
The real messiah was born 1961 years after Christ in a mud hut somewhere in a Kenyan village just a few thousand miles outside of Honolulu;

Turning water into wine is nothing compared to Obama’s ability to turn paper
(dollar bill) into metal (silver dime);

Nativity scenes are offensive because Joseph and Mary were not married and had not been counseled by Planned Parenthood;

Singing Christmas carols in public is not protected free speech because none of
the founding fathers were exposed to Silent Night, O Little Town of Bethlehem, or any other of the violent anti-Muslim lyrics so popular these days;


read more....http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/42716

Most liberals love Christmas

[gernica]

Most liberals love Christmas

Of course they do. That is why they think everyday should be Christmas, for them....