thats good Anie http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

That was amazing... .and I was in it http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

BOOO-YEAH!!!

http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif Who knew there was a spot in professional sports for me?



Very nicely done, Anie.


I think ya killed the thread though. Nobody is going to try and follow that. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/tongue2.gif

That was fantastic!!! Excellent work sweetie. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

Thanks for liking what I wrote, but someone should come along and do a sports team. There is a heck of a lot more funnier posters who are much more creative than me.

Anie....

I would like to apply for the position of zamboni driver/ concessions manager....with whom do i apply and how many references do you require?

Anie, if I can remember tomorrow morning I'll have a bash using English football

You'd have to talk to either USF Sam or Red Ryder and see if they want you around. Although I didn't think of a zamboni driver and concessions manager, so I think it's most logical that you should be it since no one else asked for that job.

Oh yay, another team!!!! Hopefully!

Dear (APPLICANT'S NAME),

Please respond to the following questions:

1- Why are you ideally suited to drive in circles?

2- Why do you want to ride what is basically a huge snow cone maker?

3- Who was Mr. Zamboni?

4- If called upon, would you be willing to run down the opposing team's goal keeper?

Dear (Robdawg1),

Please respond to the following questions:

1- Why are you ideally suited to drive in circles? I like nascar, and think thats how you are supposed to drive anyway

2- Why do you want to ride what is basically a huge snow cone maker? I love snow cones, and am ideally entrepenueral enough to use that to my advantage in the concession stands...if you catch my drift...(get it snow drift...lol)

3- Who was Mr. Zamboni? my father and a nobel peace prize winner for his work on the project "smooth ice, smooth foreign policy in the middle east

4- If called upon, would you be willing to run down the opposing team's goal keeper? Court case still pending on the last time....

ok...heres mine

in goal......satinbutterfly......what a fine catch

left back and right back......i'd need someone youthful and fill of energy in these positions so i'd go for bri and ryder

center of defence....i want 2 no nonsense defenders here...take no shit sort of thing.....so its mystic and keight

right midfileld....could only be me with my silky skillshttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/ninja.gif

left midfield......pjbleek......simply because he reminds me of one time spurs player ralph coates

the center midfild pairing.......well it has to be peter parka(midfild general and captain) and evan(i want some penetration from midfield)

up front.......veronica(she could score anywhere) and natasha(would take no prisoners in the boxhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/ninja.gif)

tim would be the one to make sure everything was organised and running right

dana would sort the food and after match celebrations(dont forget to organise the girlshttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif)

audraa would be manager....no nonsense

FROM: The Office of the President
TO: (general distribution list)
RE: New Hire

Attention Minions-

Please welcome the newest member of out team, Rob. He'll be serving in the capacity of Zamboni driver.

Rob brings many attributes to this job, chief among them are the ability to drive in circles and not throw up and a ruthlessness bordering on the psychopathic when it comes to gaining an advantage; fair, unfair or immoral; for our team.

Rob will be assuming his duties as soon as he can post bail.

Let's try to make him feel welcome... just never make direct eye contact.



Supremely Yours,

Sam
President
Multiple Scorgasms

i still get no love...can i drive your zamboni as well?

Ummm... I just hired you...

Now you're trying to be a Zamboni driver for a soccer team?

i am broke i need to work 2 jobs

and i didnt know it was soccer....soooooo I'll apply to be his.....towel boy!

soccer and hockey are in 2 different seasons right?

I would like to thank everyone for welcoming me...just ignore my eye twitches and address me as "Sir Smooths a'lot" and we will all get along just fine!

waterboy?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...smilies/24.gif

oooh Manager thats hawt!

waterboy and towel boy....need the double income!

in our game the most succesful managers take no nonsense from they're players.....you fit the billhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif