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**rouletteroulette** · 05-31-2009, 05:25 AM

A sports team with OTz members, who would be the owner, coach and assistants, players and which position they'd be in, reporter's, color commentators, cheerleaders, etc. You can choose any sport and build a team any way you want to...

and go!

**Pedsshuth** · 05-31-2009, 05:28 AM

Hahahaha..... Way too much to think about in my condition......

**rouletteroulette** · 05-31-2009, 05:31 AM

I need time to think of something good to put on here myself, lol!

**rsdefwgxvcfdts** · 05-31-2009, 05:35 AM

Hahahaha..... Way too much to think about in my condition......

now if that were a drinking league....lol

**Pedsshuth** · 05-31-2009, 05:53 AM

now if that were a drinking league....lol

**rouletteroulette** · 05-31-2009, 07:25 AM

Introducing my fantasy OTz NHL team, the Multiple Scorgasms.

The proud owners of this team would have to be Vshayes and Tim of course, they run the show behind the scenes, they spend a lot of money getting top quality players, coaches and other management positions, they do a ton of work and are very cool but don't get on their bad side or else they'll bite your ass.

The President of the Hockey club will be USF Sam, he handles everything in the business side, he's very clever and likes to drink rum all the time while watching the hockey team play.

The GM would be RedRyder, she handles the media very well, she is very smart and gets the best deals out there in the UFA market.

Head coach would have to be BlackCherry, she was an assistant coach for the Pittsburgh Penguins last season after they won the Stanley Cup but decided to take on a much bigger role in Multiple Scorgasms. Here is her chance to prove that she has what it takes to be a female head coach in the NHL league, will she crack under pressure or succeed, we shall see! She decided to take on Alien Allen as an assistant coach who has done very well over the years, he recieved a Jack Adams award back in the day where he used to head coach the Detriot Wings, his style is X's and O's, he's very good defensively as well. The other assistant coach would have to be Maulds, he coached very well in the AHL, he's been promoted to be on the bench to learn until he can become a head coach one day, he makes the players very well conditioned, they better be ready when he comes around since it'll be quite a workout!

Now unto the players, they are quite a bunch. The top line of this team would be Audraa on the LW, she's great at puck handling, her dangles are very wicked and she can put on quite a fight at the corners. Leah Love is one of the best in her position at Center, she's very good at play making, she is a genius at reading plays on the ice. Now unto the RW with Melissa, she is one of the biggest stars in the league, that doesn't phase her sweet personality, she's really good at both ends of the ice, she can carry the whole team on her back if needed be! She is also the Captain of the team, a great motivator for everyone. The second line is made up of Tyler Durden, he's has one of the best shots at the point, watch out for him on the PP, that puck he shoots is fast! Satinbutterfly would be the center of this line, she is the assistant captain of this team and is quite a shooter, she can bury any puck in the net, she's a good dangler and quite a sniper on the ice. Brujahpriest is also on this line, he can clear the bodies very well and is a great screen in front of the goalie, he can get the most ugliest goals but he plays his hardest on the ice night in, night out. The third line would be of Natasha, she's an expert on the PK and is one of the best in faceoffs. Keight, she is quite a hitter out there, she'll punish you very well on the boards and clear a bunch of bodies. Jersey is one girl who you don't want to mess with on the ice, she's has a lot of strength! The fourth line would have to be pjbleek, he has a lot of knowledge and experience in the game, he has two Stanley Cup rings and has been brought to be a mentor to the team, he'll show you all you need to know, he plays with a lot of heart and grit, he skates a bit slower these days though. Haus is a rookie coming into the NHL for his first year, he has done very well in the AHL so far so now here's his chance to make his mark. Boomer, he's one of the best fighters out there and protects the team from dirty hits done by other players, he's in the penalty box often.

Now to our Defense...Nucking Futs has been recently acquired to the team, he has a very accurate shot, don't get in his way or else he will lay you out on the ice. PeterParka, he's been on and off this season but when he is on, he's one of the best stars in the league, he just needs more consistency.
Mystic, she's a puck mover and can QB a bunch of plays, she is very smart with the puck, she won the Norris trophy last season. Fuzzwifers has been in the league for two years and she is showing a lot of potential, she's very good at special teams and when she's out there you know
you can trust her judgement on the ice. HottyToddyChick is one of the most under rated players, she clears out the puck very well, she can back skate very fast, she does the small little details right. Dana, he clears the bodies very well, can be an agitator at moments but he's solid in his zone.

Our goalie would be 333halfabeast, she's does the butterfly style very well, she's good at clearing the puck in the corner and she has a wicked glove save.
dab00t would be the back up who sits in the bench most of the season watching the All star goalie do her work.

The team scouts who search for upcoming star players would be AU Fred and skyblue, they have an eye for talent.

teh Fuzz is one of the best PR guys for the team.

Canidae is the equipment manager, he cleans your towels and gets the water bottles.

**Pedsshuth** · 05-31-2009, 02:51 PM

Anie ~ That is very clever writing and was worth the read. Thankx.

I'm not even gonna try to beat that.

**ZenDers** · 05-31-2009, 02:53 PM

i dont think there is a way to beat that. lol

**rsdefwgxvcfdts** · 05-31-2009, 02:56 PM

wow...I won 2 Stanley Cups...me likey!!!

**Ceriopal** · 05-31-2009, 03:10 PM

i must be the zamboni driver....

**rsdefwgxvcfdts** · 05-31-2009, 03:11 PM

i must be the zamboni driver....

nope...you're the ticket turn style manager...and the concessions overseer

**Ceriopal** · 05-31-2009, 03:13 PM

thats a lot of responsibility...but a nice promotion from the zamboni

**rsdefwgxvcfdts** · 05-31-2009, 03:17 PM

thats a lot of responsibility...but a nice promotion from the zamboni

Zamboni driver is nothing special...just keep driving in circles.....lol

**Ceriopal** · 05-31-2009, 03:25 PM

thats my faveorite way to drive...in a circle

**Fvmfrctt** · 05-31-2009, 05:16 PM

Anie. That's just fucking awesome, I think it's one of those things where you've just set the bar way too high.

Repped, and if I could repped again.

**Leaters** · 05-31-2009, 05:18 PM

thats good Anie

**loyalgagora** · 05-31-2009, 06:54 PM

That was amazing... .and I was in it

**Tainlyferfara** · 05-31-2009, 07:19 PM

The President of the Hockey club will be USF Sam, he handles everything in the business side, he's very clever and likes to drink rum all the time while watching the hockey team play.

BOOO-YEAH!!!

Who knew there was a spot in professional sports for me?

Very nicely done, Anie.

I think ya killed the thread though. Nobody is going to try and follow that.

**eduptultyt** · 05-31-2009, 07:32 PM

That was fantastic!!! Excellent work sweetie.

**rouletteroulette** · 05-31-2009, 09:29 PM

Thanks for liking what I wrote, but someone should come along and do a sports team. There is a heck of a lot more funnier posters who are much more creative than me.

05-31-2009, 05:25 AM	#1
rouletteroulette Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	If you could create A sports team with OTz members, who would be the owner, coach and assistants, players and which position they'd be in, reporter's, color commentators, cheerleaders, etc. You can choose any sport and build a team any way you want to... and go! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 05:28 AM	#2
Pedsshuth Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	Hahahaha..... Way too much to think about in my condition...... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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rouletteroulette Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	I need time to think of something good to put on here myself, lol! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 05:35 AM	#4
rsdefwgxvcfdts Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	Hahahaha..... Way too much to think about in my condition...... now if that were a drinking league....lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 05:53 AM	#5
Pedsshuth Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	now if that were a drinking league....lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 07:25 AM	#6
rouletteroulette Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	Introducing my fantasy OTz NHL team, the Multiple Scorgasms. The proud owners of this team would have to be Vshayes and Tim of course, they run the show behind the scenes, they spend a lot of money getting top quality players, coaches and other management positions, they do a ton of work and are very cool but don't get on their bad side or else they'll bite your ass. The President of the Hockey club will be USF Sam, he handles everything in the business side, he's very clever and likes to drink rum all the time while watching the hockey team play. The GM would be RedRyder, she handles the media very well, she is very smart and gets the best deals out there in the UFA market. Head coach would have to be BlackCherry, she was an assistant coach for the Pittsburgh Penguins last season after they won the Stanley Cup but decided to take on a much bigger role in Multiple Scorgasms. Here is her chance to prove that she has what it takes to be a female head coach in the NHL league, will she crack under pressure or succeed, we shall see! She decided to take on Alien Allen as an assistant coach who has done very well over the years, he recieved a Jack Adams award back in the day where he used to head coach the Detriot Wings, his style is X's and O's, he's very good defensively as well. The other assistant coach would have to be Maulds, he coached very well in the AHL, he's been promoted to be on the bench to learn until he can become a head coach one day, he makes the players very well conditioned, they better be ready when he comes around since it'll be quite a workout! Now unto the players, they are quite a bunch. The top line of this team would be Audraa on the LW, she's great at puck handling, her dangles are very wicked and she can put on quite a fight at the corners. Leah Love is one of the best in her position at Center, she's very good at play making, she is a genius at reading plays on the ice. Now unto the RW with Melissa, she is one of the biggest stars in the league, that doesn't phase her sweet personality, she's really good at both ends of the ice, she can carry the whole team on her back if needed be! She is also the Captain of the team, a great motivator for everyone. The second line is made up of Tyler Durden, he's has one of the best shots at the point, watch out for him on the PP, that puck he shoots is fast! Satinbutterfly would be the center of this line, she is the assistant captain of this team and is quite a shooter, she can bury any puck in the net, she's a good dangler and quite a sniper on the ice. Brujahpriest is also on this line, he can clear the bodies very well and is a great screen in front of the goalie, he can get the most ugliest goals but he plays his hardest on the ice night in, night out. The third line would be of Natasha, she's an expert on the PK and is one of the best in faceoffs. Keight, she is quite a hitter out there, she'll punish you very well on the boards and clear a bunch of bodies. Jersey is one girl who you don't want to mess with on the ice, she's has a lot of strength! The fourth line would have to be pjbleek, he has a lot of knowledge and experience in the game, he has two Stanley Cup rings and has been brought to be a mentor to the team, he'll show you all you need to know, he plays with a lot of heart and grit, he skates a bit slower these days though. Haus is a rookie coming into the NHL for his first year, he has done very well in the AHL so far so now here's his chance to make his mark. Boomer, he's one of the best fighters out there and protects the team from dirty hits done by other players, he's in the penalty box often. Now to our Defense...Nucking Futs has been recently acquired to the team, he has a very accurate shot, don't get in his way or else he will lay you out on the ice. PeterParka, he's been on and off this season but when he is on, he's one of the best stars in the league, he just needs more consistency. Mystic, she's a puck mover and can QB a bunch of plays, she is very smart with the puck, she won the Norris trophy last season. Fuzzwifers has been in the league for two years and she is showing a lot of potential, she's very good at special teams and when she's out there you know you can trust her judgement on the ice. HottyToddyChick is one of the most under rated players, she clears out the puck very well, she can back skate very fast, she does the small little details right. Dana, he clears the bodies very well, can be an agitator at moments but he's solid in his zone. Our goalie would be 333halfabeast, she's does the butterfly style very well, she's good at clearing the puck in the corner and she has a wicked glove save. dab00t would be the back up who sits in the bench most of the season watching the All star goalie do her work. The team scouts who search for upcoming star players would be AU Fred and skyblue, they have an eye for talent. teh Fuzz is one of the best PR guys for the team. Canidae is the equipment manager, he cleans your towels and gets the water bottles. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 02:51 PM	#7
Pedsshuth Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	Anie ~ That is very clever writing and was worth the read. Thankx. I'm not even gonna try to beat that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ZenDers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 639 Senior Member	i dont think there is a way to beat that. lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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rsdefwgxvcfdts Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	wow...I won 2 Stanley Cups...me likey!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 03:10 PM	#10
Ceriopal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	i must be the zamboni driver.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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rsdefwgxvcfdts Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	i must be the zamboni driver.... nope...you're the ticket turn style manager...and the concessions overseer Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Ceriopal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	thats a lot of responsibility...but a nice promotion from the zamboni Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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rsdefwgxvcfdts Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 539 Senior Member	thats a lot of responsibility...but a nice promotion from the zamboni Zamboni driver is nothing special...just keep driving in circles.....lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Ceriopal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	thats my faveorite way to drive...in a circle Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Fvmfrctt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 421 Senior Member	Anie. That's just fucking awesome, I think it's one of those things where you've just set the bar way too high. Repped, and if I could repped again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Leaters Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 448 Senior Member	thats good Anie Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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loyalgagora Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 472 Senior Member	That was amazing... .and I was in it Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 07:19 PM	#18
Tainlyferfara Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 500 Senior Member	The President of the Hockey club will be USF Sam, he handles everything in the business side, he's very clever and likes to drink rum all the time while watching the hockey team play. BOOO-YEAH!!! Who knew there was a spot in professional sports for me? Very nicely done, Anie. I think ya killed the thread though. Nobody is going to try and follow that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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eduptultyt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 548 Senior Member	That was fantastic!!! Excellent work sweetie. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2009, 09:29 PM	#20
rouletteroulette Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	Thanks for liking what I wrote, but someone should come along and do a sports team. There is a heck of a lot more funnier posters who are much more creative than me. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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