If you could ask your dog a question...
 

What would you ask.

For me:

"Amy, why do you carry a stuffed toy around for weeks, snuggle with it, play with it, and then one day decide to rip all the stuffing out in a slow, agonizing attack?"

I think I would ask Slayer what it is that has her SO terrified of the bath tub no matter how gently the issue is approached.

Today, I would ask Mason why he is slightly limping and where does it "hurt". I can't find anything wrong with his paws. I noticed the limping as we started our morning walk yesterday and while it's a slight limp (he looks normal when running or trotting along) ... it's not better today.

I would ask Sugar, "Would you like fries with that?"

I would ask diesel what makes horse poo so appealing for him to eat

I would ask Violet why does she always steal my socks when i go to put them on and then run.
I would ask Ruckus why does she think jumping up and down in one place is fun.
I would ask loki why is he so lazy.
I wouldnt ask pit n boots anything havnt had him long enough he is still in the just hold me and like it stage

I would ask Betty, Blue, Cleatus and Eagle how they can tell which way an animal went by the smell of it's tracks.

I would have to ask Sema WHY must you bark at the tv, the dryer, the microwave, the vacuum cleaner, the oven timer, the phone ringing, etc?

All 3 of mine would get asked the same question. "Really? WHAT THE FUCK"??????!!!!!!!

I would ask Max why he is such a lazy bum and doesnt pick his toys up when done.
I would ask Jade why she does a puppy growl at me when I talk to her and what she is saying and why she refuses to walk on a leash.

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I would ask Boo...
Why she is deathly, pissing all over herself afraid of anything slightly resembling a whip. This list includes fishing poles and the lunge whip I bought and tied a rabbit fur to thinking she would have fun. If she told me who did this to her I swear I would make it up to her.

I would then ask her which wheels I should get for my car since she seems freakishly in love with sniffing and licking my stock winter wheels.

And last... I want to know where she got the huge turtle shell she was carrying around today.

Oh! and if my teenager smokes pot, has bitches over or drinks when I am not home. I will give her lots of deer jerky for answers!!!!

Reminds me of the time my foster dog, Angus, got loose and was gone for several hours... and came home with a starfish.

Yes, a starfish.

No, I don't live on the coast...

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I'd surely like to ask him where THAT came from!

i ask Callie questions all the time

Touche sir!

BUT... Do you get the answers you want? Or, rather... Do you get answers at all? http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/tongue.png

I never get answers lol but it never stops me from asking

I'd have many questions for Dakota, what sports he enjoys most, what's up with his mysterious tug issue (long story), if there's anything he'd like to do before he dies, and if he has anything he wants to tell me.

Alice, I wouldn't necessarily ask but I would try to verbally convince her water isn't the devil, but also ask her what she'd like to do, I'm about 99.9% she's happy here so no need to ask that. She communicates that with her full body tackles that pins you to the ground with her tongue.

You might be slightly less crazy than some of us then! Congrats! http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/lol.gif

im crazier than all of you!!!!

I will have to politely disagree! http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/s...gintherain.gif