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**vipluka** · 03-21-2012, 02:37 AM

What would you ask.

For me:

"Amy, why do you carry a stuffed toy around for weeks, snuggle with it, play with it, and then one day decide to rip all the stuffing out in a slow, agonizing attack?"

**Diondra** · 03-21-2012, 02:48 AM

I think I would ask Slayer what it is that has her SO terrified of the bath tub no matter how gently the issue is approached.

**GillTeepbew** · 03-21-2012, 02:53 AM

Today, I would ask Mason why he is slightly limping and where does it "hurt". I can't find anything wrong with his paws. I noticed the limping as we started our morning walk yesterday and while it's a slight limp (he looks normal when running or trotting along) ... it's not better today.

I would ask Sugar, "Would you like fries with that?"

**U2DnBGFE** · 03-21-2012, 04:13 AM

I would ask Jolene WHAT in the world could possible motivate her to do more than sun bathe.

I would ask Ruger.. well, I'd ask Ruger a few things

I would ask Zealand what he wants to be when he grows up.

I would ask Bukra nothing.. servants don't question their masters

**opergolon** · 03-21-2012, 04:26 AM

I would ask diesel what makes horse poo so appealing for him to eat

**envenonearo** · 03-21-2012, 04:34 AM

I would ask Violet why does she always steal my socks when i go to put them on and then run.
I would ask Ruckus why does she think jumping up and down in one place is fun.
I would ask loki why is he so lazy.
I wouldnt ask pit n boots anything havnt had him long enough he is still in the just hold me and like it stage

**Desflahd** · 03-21-2012, 04:45 AM

I would ask Betty, Blue, Cleatus and Eagle how they can tell which way an animal went by the smell of it's tracks.

**Msrwbdas** · 03-21-2012, 05:24 AM

I would have to ask Sema WHY must you bark at the tv, the dryer, the microwave, the vacuum cleaner, the oven timer, the phone ringing, etc?

**loikrso** · 03-21-2012, 05:49 AM

All 3 of mine would get asked the same question. "Really? WHAT THE FUCK"??????!!!!!!!

**Vigeommighica** · 03-21-2012, 05:50 AM

I would ask Max why he is such a lazy bum and doesnt pick his toys up when done.
I would ask Jade why she does a puppy growl at me when I talk to her and what she is saying and why she refuses to walk on a leash.

**U2DnBGFE** · 03-21-2012, 07:37 AM

All 3 of mine would get asked the same question. "Really? WHAT THE FUCK"??????!!!!!!!

**MaickiP** · 03-21-2012, 08:22 AM

I would ask Boo...
Why she is deathly, pissing all over herself afraid of anything slightly resembling a whip. This list includes fishing poles and the lunge whip I bought and tied a rabbit fur to thinking she would have fun. If she told me who did this to her I swear I would make it up to her.

I would then ask her which wheels I should get for my car since she seems freakishly in love with sniffing and licking my stock winter wheels.

And last... I want to know where she got the huge turtle shell she was carrying around today.

Oh! and if my teenager smokes pot, has bitches over or drinks when I am not home. I will give her lots of deer jerky for answers!!!!

**U2DnBGFE** · 03-21-2012, 08:27 AM

And last... I want to know where she got the huge turtle shell she was carrying around today.

Reminds me of the time my foster dog, Angus, got loose and was gone for several hours... and came home with a starfish.

Yes, a starfish.

No, I don't live on the coast...

I'd surely like to ask him where THAT came from!

**juliannamed** · 03-21-2012, 08:29 AM

i ask Callie questions all the time

**U2DnBGFE** · 03-21-2012, 08:30 AM

i ask Callie questions all the time

Touche sir!

BUT... Do you get the answers you want? Or, rather... Do you get answers at all?

**juliannamed** · 03-21-2012, 08:32 AM

Touche sir!

BUT... Do you get the answers you want? Or, rather... Do you get answers at all?

I never get answers lol but it never stops me from asking

**huylibizonoff** · 03-21-2012, 08:34 AM

I'd have many questions for Dakota, what sports he enjoys most, what's up with his mysterious tug issue (long story), if there's anything he'd like to do before he dies, and if he has anything he wants to tell me.

Alice, I wouldn't necessarily ask but I would try to verbally convince her water isn't the devil, but also ask her what she'd like to do, I'm about 99.9% she's happy here so no need to ask that. She communicates that with her full body tackles that pins you to the ground with her tongue.

**U2DnBGFE** · 03-21-2012, 08:34 AM

I never get answers lol but it never stops me from asking

You might be slightly less crazy than some of us then! Congrats!

**juliannamed** · 03-21-2012, 08:38 AM

you might be slightly less crazy than some of us then! Congrats!

im crazier than all of you!!!!

**U2DnBGFE** · 03-21-2012, 08:46 AM

im crazier than all of you!!!!

I will have to politely disagree!

03-21-2012, 02:37 AM	#1
vipluka Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 380 Senior Member	If you could ask your dog a question... What would you ask. For me: "Amy, why do you carry a stuffed toy around for weeks, snuggle with it, play with it, and then one day decide to rip all the stuffing out in a slow, agonizing attack?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 02:48 AM	#2
Diondra Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 375 Senior Member	I think I would ask Slayer what it is that has her SO terrified of the bath tub no matter how gently the issue is approached. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 02:53 AM	#3
GillTeepbew Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 416 Senior Member	Today, I would ask Mason why he is slightly limping and where does it "hurt". I can't find anything wrong with his paws. I noticed the limping as we started our morning walk yesterday and while it's a slight limp (he looks normal when running or trotting along) ... it's not better today. I would ask Sugar, "Would you like fries with that?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 04:13 AM	#4
U2DnBGFE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 901 Senior Member	I would ask Jolene WHAT in the world could possible motivate her to do more than sun bathe. I would ask Ruger.. well, I'd ask Ruger a few things I would ask Zealand what he wants to be when he grows up. I would ask Bukra nothing.. servants don't question their masters Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 04:26 AM	#5
opergolon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 489 Senior Member	I would ask diesel what makes horse poo so appealing for him to eat Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 04:34 AM	#6
envenonearo Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 464 Senior Member	I would ask Violet why does she always steal my socks when i go to put them on and then run. I would ask Ruckus why does she think jumping up and down in one place is fun. I would ask loki why is he so lazy. I wouldnt ask pit n boots anything havnt had him long enough he is still in the just hold me and like it stage Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 04:45 AM	#7
Desflahd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 660 Senior Member	I would ask Betty, Blue, Cleatus and Eagle how they can tell which way an animal went by the smell of it's tracks. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 05:24 AM	#8
Msrwbdas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	I would have to ask Sema WHY must you bark at the tv, the dryer, the microwave, the vacuum cleaner, the oven timer, the phone ringing, etc? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 05:49 AM	#9
loikrso Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 578 Senior Member	All 3 of mine would get asked the same question. "Really? WHAT THE FUCK"??????!!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 05:50 AM	#10
Vigeommighica Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	I would ask Max why he is such a lazy bum and doesnt pick his toys up when done. I would ask Jade why she does a puppy growl at me when I talk to her and what she is saying and why she refuses to walk on a leash. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 07:37 AM	#11
U2DnBGFE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 901 Senior Member	All 3 of mine would get asked the same question. "Really? WHAT THE FUCK"??????!!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:22 AM	#12
MaickiP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 641 Senior Member	I would ask Boo... Why she is deathly, pissing all over herself afraid of anything slightly resembling a whip. This list includes fishing poles and the lunge whip I bought and tied a rabbit fur to thinking she would have fun. If she told me who did this to her I swear I would make it up to her. I would then ask her which wheels I should get for my car since she seems freakishly in love with sniffing and licking my stock winter wheels. And last... I want to know where she got the huge turtle shell she was carrying around today. Oh! and if my teenager smokes pot, has bitches over or drinks when I am not home. I will give her lots of deer jerky for answers!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:27 AM	#13
U2DnBGFE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 901 Senior Member	And last... I want to know where she got the huge turtle shell she was carrying around today. Reminds me of the time my foster dog, Angus, got loose and was gone for several hours... and came home with a starfish. Yes, a starfish. No, I don't live on the coast... I'd surely like to ask him where THAT came from! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:29 AM	#14
juliannamed Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 498 Senior Member	i ask Callie questions all the time Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:30 AM	#15
U2DnBGFE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 901 Senior Member	i ask Callie questions all the time Touche sir! BUT... Do you get the answers you want? Or, rather... Do you get answers at all? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:32 AM	#16
juliannamed Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 498 Senior Member	Touche sir! BUT... Do you get the answers you want? Or, rather... Do you get answers at all? I never get answers lol but it never stops me from asking Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:34 AM	#17
huylibizonoff Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 572 Senior Member	I'd have many questions for Dakota, what sports he enjoys most, what's up with his mysterious tug issue (long story), if there's anything he'd like to do before he dies, and if he has anything he wants to tell me. Alice, I wouldn't necessarily ask but I would try to verbally convince her water isn't the devil, but also ask her what she'd like to do, I'm about 99.9% she's happy here so no need to ask that. She communicates that with her full body tackles that pins you to the ground with her tongue. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:38 AM	#19
juliannamed Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 498 Senior Member	you might be slightly less crazy than some of us then! Congrats! im crazier than all of you!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-21-2012, 08:46 AM	#20
U2DnBGFE Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 901 Senior Member	im crazier than all of you!!!! I will have to politely disagree! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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