Wanted to share this...
 

Found it on a website. Figured a few people on this site might enjoy it.

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I like quite a few of the points it makes http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/smile.png I am amused by such lists... I just found this one, while searching for my favourite one...

DOG COMMANDMENTS

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officer' s hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And, finally, My last question . . .

Dear God: Why do humans only have 10 Commandments and dogs have 16?


P.S. When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

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I like the ones with the cats. Especially the "squeaky toy" one. Chevelle plays with our cat, Razmatazz, and he makes horrible noises (even though he comes back for more all the time, stupid cat) and she thinks it's just him having fun and she gets more excited, lol

damn you post some weird shit up lol most of the threads posted today was posted by you

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. OOPS

At least she contributes... unlike someone ELSE we ALL know http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/tongue.png

dont make me come over their

Oh lord, serious grammar malfunction. *twitches*

And do what? Get your ass whooped before you even figure out how to undo the chain on the gate? lol



He hasn't gotten to the grade where they teach that yet.. don't judge the poor boy http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/smile.png

chloe come comfort me their being mean to me

That's right... talk big at first, then go cryin' to your... er, nevermind.

your bout to get an ass whoopin

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SHIT DRIVES ME INSANE, MAN.

yea dood wen ppl tlk like dis it jus makes me wan 2 hurt some 1

I know what you mean man. You just want to shake them and give them a 4th grade education.

do you bitches ever shut the fuck up lol you bitch like your on your period

I think he's doing it on purpose now.