His name is WHAT??????
 

Teddy Tonka Valentine.

My mother is.. uhm. retarded? lol

My dogs name is Bull Sharkie Precipitation Bear..
(I like it)

Someone would call their dog Sexy? Wow..

I has some cats named..

Retard Kitty, Mota, Puta, Chinga, Jebus, Twinkie... thats all I can think of right now.

Oh and one named Neden, which is a Juggalo word for "pussy" http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/smile.png

Not a dog's name, but my ex-friend's mom had two cats as a kid... named Frick and Fran... Fran died, which left her with Frick.

I had three rats called Shaddix (after Jacoby in Papa Roach), Keiren (Kye-ren... it's a mashed-up name... first part meaning black something or other and the second meaning white, since Keiren was a black and white fancy rat), and Haru (means spring, which is when I got him). I miss 'em quite a lot http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/frown.png

Then there's always Dipshit, Oodly McNoodly Bankrobber Cash Pik-A-Dillay Jim (who was one mixed-up street mutt this kid from my school took in), and Moldy (after Voldemort).

Used to know some people with very oddly named pets, but I can't think of their names right now. I did have a really odd dream last night about how I had three dogs called Fluffy... One was Fl, the next Uf, and the other Fy. I watch too much Harry Potter... lol. I always think up interesting things to name my future pets.

I have a friend who has two black cats name Romper Stomper and Mr. Chomper.

HAHAHAHA!!!!! http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/lol.gif http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/lol.gif

I know of 3 different people that named their dogs "kitty" so that they could say wanna see/pet/meet my kitty? Here kitty kitty kitty, and have a dog come running out. Bah, not so much offensive but kind of dumb in my opinion...http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/tongue.png

We got 2 male cats out of a litter when we were kind of young. My parents were bold enough to let us name them so we came up with the best names ever......Microdude and Dookie! Oh yeah....be jealous. Yall can steal them I you want! Lol! http://www.pitbull-chat.com/images/smilies/lol.gif
Oh....and my brother had a beta in his room named Masta....lol. Sad really.

I use to have a client who had a Lab name Gator Bait

Goren's name was Toe before we adopted him from the rescue...I donno I think it is pretty weird.

we had a dobie when i was a kid my dad named Shultz Von Grooving

LOL...our first pit...we named him Boner. Not what some might think. We were hooked on watching the TV show Growing Pains at the time and some of you may remember the best friend, Richard "Boner" Stabone.

The funniest part was hearing my husband's mother yell out "Boner" in her English accent (she's from Liverpool so she sounded just like the Beatles).

Kitty White Foots, and Boom Boom (husband and sister in laws childhood cats) come to mind first! (sorry Lauren! lol)

My ex-father in law also had a dog named "D. O. G." as well. (you have to say each letter individually so it sounds like dee-oh-gee) lol

My friend has a pit named...appropriately "Little Slut". This was not an issue until she got loose one day and my friend was chasing her as she ran up to greet a little old lady out for a strol..

So picture this...you're a nice little old lady out for a stroll, and a big goofy dog comes barralling towards you, with a tiny (90 pound) woman chasing after it yelling at the top of her lungs:

"Little Slut! GET BACK HERE! SLUT! COME HERE!"

After that day she has been known as "LS".

I have a hispanic friend that owns a mechanic shop. The shop next door has a pit named "Puto"! English translation = "bitch"!!

One day I had Malika with me as I went up there, and here he comes barrelling down the street and his owner yelling, PUTO, ¡ven aquí!
I thought he was calling me a bitch until my friend told me it was the dogs name and the fact that he was chasing the dog.
LMAO!!!!

Our dogs were named Niko and Hades by my brother in law, his APBT had the puppy's after a romantic eavning with his friends ADB/APBT mix when they both got out of crates. My wife has decided their full names are:

Niko Leviticus aka Niko Taquito Lavitabuface
and
Hades Ezekiel

Combined they are called "The Littles", "The Bufaces" (pronounced like buttfaces) and my favorite, "The Professor and Mr Fuzzynutts"

They have a little buddy, my mothers Maltese/Toy Poodle mix...a male named Sugarbear with a mustache and mohawk.......