SteantyjetMaw |
05-27-2010 08:22 AM |
Why you don't do bitecases after 9pm...
OMG.. tonight was SOOOOOO scary/hilarious!
First call-
Man was severely mauled by his lovestruck pooch. Pulled it away from a female in heat.. dog took it out on his lower jaw and hands.
I go out, dog's in a huge wire crate in the trailer. The owner's roommate showed me the dog, and went outside. Dog was initially excited to see me, but as the bitch was on the other side of the trailer, I decided to put him on a catch pole. I undid both the latches, and stuck the catch pole in. He sniffed it.. and then proceeded to lunge and try to attack me through the door. About got his head, out!!! I was like.. OMG OMG OMG... i slid the catch pole out, and after one heck of a struggle(the pins wouldn't line up AND he was trying to eat me!), got the latches closed on the door. Wound up sticking the catchpole in through a gap between the front panel and the top, getting him on the CP, and then (praying I could!), taking the front panel off. Got him loaded in the truck finally.. boy was I shaking after that one!
So.. next call. A census taker was bitten on her arm when 2 dogs got out of the owner's front door. So.. it's midnight when I pull up. I see all the lights are off in the house. I wrote out a notice, and approached the front door to leave it. I took my Maglight with me, (very heavy) and shined it throughout the yard. I shined it on the door, and saw the owner, a skinny black woman, BUCK NAKED standing with the door slightly open. LMAO.
So, i asked her to go inside an put some clothes on, making sure the dogs don't get out. Well... here come the dogs!!! So.. they definitely wanted to eat me! Luckily, the training came right into my head: "BACK! BACK! (lunge at dogs with flashlight) MA'AM! GET YOUR F-ING DOGS!" She runs out, STILL NAKED! and basically stands with her back to me, yelling at the dogs. She was rubbing up on me... OMFG I was laughing, it was sooo funny. She kept saying "I'm in my drawers!" (noooo.. you're NAKED) LMAO. So, the dogs run back inside after what seemed like forever... and I told her (as she was really drunk!) that we'd be out tomorrow. Her side of the story was that the woman injured herself while knocking on the door.. yeahkay. lol
Whatta night!
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