[catarleriarly]

So I take Sox for a stroll in the freshly mown front yard for a potty. Little bit of dew shining in the bright morning light.
Peace and serenity abounds. Picture it please. Now, picture this....
Dear demented Sox decides he wants to LEAP over our little timber fence that separates front yard from the side yard.
I probably need to add that there is a 4 ft drop off.....
Having never done such a thing he didn't
calculate that Momslady was NOT wearing a flight suit, did NOT have attachable landing wheels and unfortunatly was NOT wearing undies under the house gown she was wearing.
It would also be interesting to note that this was dangerously close to Dellas run.
Now Della is a sweet girl, but being directly on Soxs landing strip wasnt on her to do list.
They are cordial to each other when I do walk Sox, and never bark or growl at each other but then again we have never DROPPED in on her either
So, let me summarize by saying that I fell flat on my hands and knees with gown over my head practically, and Sox and Della attempting to square off.
I managed to call (screech) for my husband who was on the carport building a Taj Mahal doghouse (really quite nice).
He got the dogs apart and lifted me up.
I got myself into the house, put the pilot in the crate and cripped to the shower.
I am bruised from head to toe, with scrapes and swollen places, but the miracle is no broken wrist or kneecap.
I am making a mental note to revoke his pilots license.

[HsSp82U8]

Glad you are okay. That is a funny story.

[xochex]

Sounds like the ordeal I had the other day with my MJ. She was VERY happy that the rain had stopped enough to go out back (out front is quick potty trips ONLY), so as soon as I let her out the back door she darted out, slipped on my doormat, kicked it up towards me, I just so happen to be looking at my cellphone while walking, trip over the doormat, and go sprawling onto my back porch in nothing but a bathrobe!!

[herawaq]

OMG this is a very well written account of your morning... Im cracking up laughing! Hope you feel better though!