My TV show wouldn't be about pit bulls.....
 

It would be about dachshunds! Seriously....they are so strange. I have one who carries dirty socks around all day. She also hunts lizards and eats them. Then I have Sidney who has got to be the weirdest dog ever. He's deaf,he's got one eye and he is constantly running in circles. For the longest time I couldn't figure out why he wouldn't gain weight. The Vets were puzzled as well. So I told them that he is never standing still....if there is an object on the floor,he'll circle it until it's picked up. The only time he isn't moving is when he's asleep. I have to put his food on the porch because he won't eat it out of a bowl. He's actually afraid of the bowl. Oh yea and he only turns left. Allie is mini and she fits under the couch. Well she scares people because if she's under there when you sit down she pulls on your shoe laces.They are crazy. At least I don't get bored...lol

Lol, love it. That made me laugh and i would love to see them in action