[ZAtlLVos]

Free to good home:

1 male pittie pup. Will eat dry food, but prefers wholesome, all natural treats made by Motorola, Samsung, Phillips, and LG.

[outsitWrord]

deniselynn: ha ha ha LOL ROFLMAO....................
it sounds like you said that with a straight face
LOL LOL LOL LOL

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oh sorry, you were serious? that makes it even more funny thank you for that...LOL

[SinncmxM]

All of you with escape artists aren't going to be getting a deal here. I had to buy Harry a big, expensive aluminum crate because he gets out of wire and plastic ones. He can stick his toes through the wires on kennels to flip latches on the outside of kennels to let himself out. One benefit, if you look at it this way, is that he does not eat through doors. He knows how doorknobs work.

He also barks nonstop, and hates everybody outside the immediate family. Still want him?

[durootrium]

All of you with escape artists aren't going to be getting a deal here. I had to buy Harry a big, expensive aluminum crate because he gets out of wire and plastic ones. He can stick his toes through the wires on kennels to flip latches on the outside of kennels to let himself out. One benefit, if you look at it this way, is that he does not eat through doors. He knows how doorknobs work.

He also barks nonstop, and hates everybody outside the immediate family. Still want him?

Hmm...well that changes things a little bit. How about I trade you guide dog puppy #3 and #4. Male yellow lab, comes with funky name(Schooner) is currently about 30 lbs overweight(), cannot sit still, eats carpet and drools an abnormal ammount. Female black lab, comes with human name(Marie). Weighs about 50 lbs, 50 lbs of pure rocket fuel. Enjoys launching herself across the yard and latching onto large dogs's jowels and then enjoys trying to rip jowels off.

For a limited time offer, I will throw in Bubba, who recently snapped at a dog so severely, she almost required stitches...he gives no warning growls.

Honest, it's a great deal!

[Encannavalf]

I'll trade you one APBT mix that slides all the way across the kitchen floor, flies into the garbage can, knocking it over (on purpose), eats cat poo, eats anything that she's not supposed to, has mastered the art of jumping up on top of her crate now to get whatever toy she can't reach by simply standing on the side of the crate.... And I'll throw in another lazy APBT that sleeps under the covers, farts terribly, and eats 4 wheeler seat covers when you don't' take her for a run.

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Free to good home:

1 male pittie pup. Will eat dry food, but prefers wholesome, all natural treats made by Motorola, Samsung, Phillips, and LG.

I love the wholesale all natural treats!! I didn't know Motorola made those... Oh wait... I've bought a few of those treats for Mollie as well... her favorite was the Blackberry treat... yum yum!!!!

[SinncmxM]

Or to any home, good or bad. Located in Iowa. Really likes Papa Murphy's Cinnamon Bread.

[RobsShow]

Nevermind, LOL, I get the joke!

[trubreTab]

did your dog make you angry? im assuming he got into some bread he wasnt supposed to... one time India ate some powdered donuts i had been saving i was so annoyed!

[agracias]

Do you ship? :P lmao

[spamkillerj]

I'll trade you for one pit bull that eats half a cake, but leaves the other half on the counter and in good condition.

I'll throw in a motorcycle cover shredding GSD for free, too.

[squicscor]

What did Harry do THIS time?

[spklnraz]

i'll take him, if you'll take my african wild dog that has suddenly doubled in size but not in brains...

[Fdhwzctl]

OOO I'll trade for an annoying slobbering english bulldog?!

[HagsPusia]

I'll trade a cat that likes to shit in the dog bed...

I will also throw in a power tool stealing yellow lab for free....
it's a good deal...don't let it slip away.

[11Woxsepmoomo]

I'll trade you Harry for Bob(Judge).....Ehhh.....that's probably not a fair trade as Harry is a good dog and judge is well...a jerk-dog.

Courtney

[moopogyOvenny]

I'll trade a Dalmation....I'll even pay for shipping.

[durootrium]

I'll trade you a yellow lab whose vet bills are more than my college tuition, a pit bull mix who hits me and an evil mop dog(shih tzu) who thinks he's boss...heck, I'd even throw in a guide dog puppy who doesn't like to go out in public! WHAT A DEAL!

[viawbambutt]

I'll trade you an extremely hyperactive, too skinny, fence-eating german shepherd/doberman mix pup...Oh and if you act now...she'll even pee all over your foot when say her name and splash her pee all over the rest of you and everyone else in a 10 ft radius with her abnormally long tail! All while wiggling uncontrollably in excitement. A sure crowd pleaser, don't pass Cupcake up!

[icedrakona]

Bonus package here:

1. One Trusty who munches his blankets until they look moth eaten ... and who loves to raid our food compost spot (you'll have the opportunity to practice all your obedience expertise getting your canine flounder who has managed to squeeze through the fence once again to u-turn out of there before he inhales fruit scraps he should not have because of a serious case of pancreatitis a few months ago)

2. Then there is Madeleine, whose energy at almost nine years of age will test your endurance to the limit. Mind you, trying to run off that energy is not an option because she has arthritis (since age 5) and elbow dysplasia. Gentle excercise oly, unless you are best friends with your local canine orthopedic surgeons

3. Esperanza - the dog who arrived looking like a new, large version of the Mexican hairless dog ... and who now could easily bring you extra income by producing enough fur to stuff many pillows with that lovely double coat fluff

4. The Husband - does not respond to NILIF, but is a charming dinner companion and walks aforementioned dogs.

[kathy]

Oooh, i want a Malinois. I know the feeling we have a Boxer who can drive us nuts at times, but she is quite the lover and its hard to stay mad at her. Way to much energy though.