R.I.P. Big Green Bug - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**advabHixavoip** · 08-13-2009, 08:09 AM

Oh my! This was well written and hilarious!!!

RIP Big green bug that was thought to be a grasshopper.

**hapasaparaz** · 08-13-2009, 08:10 AM

Run free at the bridge, little green bug. The world was a better place because you were in it.

**enasseneiff** · 08-13-2009, 08:20 AM

Thanks so much ... I needed that!!

**clorkergo** · 08-13-2009, 09:11 AM

Oh my gosh! How did I miss this thread!!!? HAHA!!!!

**fruttomma** · 08-13-2009, 10:49 AM

LMFAO!!!

I know we've all had those... heartbreaking? moments LOL

**oscilsoda** · 08-13-2009, 02:39 PM

Thanks guys! lol, I made the mistake of forwarding it to my husband yesterday and he announced to his coworkers that his wife has lost her mind and written an entire story about a bug......lol Together they then decided that I apparently do not have enough to do at work....

**PPActionnGuys** · 08-15-2009, 04:01 PM

lmao awwww give rocky a hug for me...lmfao!!!

**immewaycypef** · 08-15-2009, 07:22 PM

O wow, Thanks so much for that obituary

I really needed that. And you wrote it so cleverly! And funny enough-the dog prolly actually thought what you wrote the whole time. (Male dogs are like that lol)

Thanks again, that was cool, O and RIP Big Green Bug.

**SashaLionx** · 08-15-2009, 08:21 PM

**oscilsoda** · 12-08-2009, 09:54 PM

R.I.P. Big green bug.

Rocky brought you into our hearts and into our home at 3 a.m. this morning. He loved you oh so much that he attempted to pet you by stomping on you with his paw. When you didn't pet him back, he flopped his big head on top of you to hug you and pushed you around on the carpet. Seeing that you did not reciprocate his affections toward you, he then flipped over on his back and rolled around thinking that you may be flattered by his imitation of you. Sadly, he did not realize that his abundance of love for you and possibly flipping you up in the air and shaking you around in his mouth may have contributed to your demise. I, unable to convince myself to touch you, allowed Rocky to continue his expressions of affection for you. Unfortunately, Rocky never has been good at relationships span and may have accidentally swallowed you. It was only a kiss, but this consolation means little to you now I'm sure.

Please do not take offense if you were aware that when Rocky came to be comforted by me for the loss of his little green friend, I ran from him fearing that he would somehow drop your little body in my lap.

So, big green bug, I hope you know how much you were loved by one Pit Bull/Doberman whose only fault was that he loves too much......

R.I.P. Big Green Bug...........

**BrianGoldsmith** · 12-08-2009, 09:57 PM

RIP Little Green Bug!

**xpllmr** · 12-08-2009, 10:01 PM

Oh my gosh, I SOOO needed this today!!! Thank you sooo much for cheering me up Rocky and Little Green bug..... sorry, but even in his death, he cheered me up some from my own personal grief with death in the past week.

RIP little green bug.... in your death, your brought a smile to one sad PBC member.

**Kimaamighed** · 12-08-2009, 10:07 PM

**JulieSmithdccd** · 12-08-2009, 10:17 PM

Fly free, Big Green Bug!

**rsdefwgxvcfdts** · 12-08-2009, 10:19 PM

this is some funny stuff!!!

**oscilsoda** · 12-08-2009, 10:40 PM

Thanks guys.... it was funny to watch even on a 3 am pottty break. Rocky is the man of the house when it comes to addressing a bug situation. Even my hubby will call him to get a bug. The problem is that he is also the man of the house when it comes to contributing to a bug problem......sigh.....

**amberamuletuk** · 12-08-2009, 11:07 PM

**creewespock** · 12-08-2009, 11:10 PM

No wonder why they say pit bulls are vicious.

Green bug? I wonder what it was?

**Izzy** · 12-08-2009, 11:21 PM

that was great!!

RIP Green Bug!

**oscilsoda** · 12-08-2009, 11:22 PM

No wonder why they say pit bulls are vicious.

Green bug? I wonder what it was?

I didn't get close enough to get a good look but I'm thinking by the shade of green, grasshoper........

08-13-2009, 08:09 AM	#1
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fruttomma Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 408 Senior Member	LMFAO!!! I know we've all had those... heartbreaking? moments LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2009, 02:39 PM	#6
oscilsoda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Thanks guys! lol, I made the mistake of forwarding it to my husband yesterday and he announced to his coworkers that his wife has lost her mind and written an entire story about a bug......lol Together they then decided that I apparently do not have enough to do at work.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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PPActionnGuys Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 665 Senior Member	lmao awwww give rocky a hug for me...lmfao!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2009, 07:22 PM	#8
immewaycypef Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 408 Senior Member	O wow, Thanks so much for that obituary I really needed that. And you wrote it so cleverly! And funny enough-the dog prolly actually thought what you wrote the whole time. (Male dogs are like that lol) Thanks again, that was cool, O and RIP Big Green Bug. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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oscilsoda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	R.I.P. Big Green Bug R.I.P. Big green bug. Rocky brought you into our hearts and into our home at 3 a.m. this morning. He loved you oh so much that he attempted to pet you by stomping on you with his paw. When you didn't pet him back, he flopped his big head on top of you to hug you and pushed you around on the carpet. Seeing that you did not reciprocate his affections toward you, he then flipped over on his back and rolled around thinking that you may be flattered by his imitation of you. Sadly, he did not realize that his abundance of love for you and possibly flipping you up in the air and shaking you around in his mouth may have contributed to your demise. I, unable to convince myself to touch you, allowed Rocky to continue his expressions of affection for you. Unfortunately, Rocky never has been good at relationships span and may have accidentally swallowed you. It was only a kiss, but this consolation means little to you now I'm sure. Please do not take offense if you were aware that when Rocky came to be comforted by me for the loss of his little green friend, I ran from him fearing that he would somehow drop your little body in my lap. So, big green bug, I hope you know how much you were loved by one Pit Bull/Doberman whose only fault was that he loves too much...... R.I.P. Big Green Bug........... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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BrianGoldsmith Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	RIP Little Green Bug! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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xpllmr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 875 Senior Member	Oh my gosh, I SOOO needed this today!!! Thank you sooo much for cheering me up Rocky and Little Green bug..... sorry, but even in his death, he cheered me up some from my own personal grief with death in the past week. RIP little green bug.... in your death, your brought a smile to one sad PBC member. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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oscilsoda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Thanks guys.... it was funny to watch even on a 3 am pottty break. Rocky is the man of the house when it comes to addressing a bug situation. Even my hubby will call him to get a bug. The problem is that he is also the man of the house when it comes to contributing to a bug problem......sigh..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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creewespock Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 517 Senior Member	No wonder why they say pit bulls are vicious. Green bug? I wonder what it was? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Izzy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 652 Senior Member	that was great!! RIP Green Bug! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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oscilsoda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	No wonder why they say pit bulls are vicious. Green bug? I wonder what it was? I didn't get close enough to get a good look but I'm thinking by the shade of green, grasshoper........ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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