Obesity more dangerous than terrorism???
 

My neighbor perceives the risk of getting blown up as something higher than the choice he himself makes to be obese. A kind of trans-fat Shahid, I guess.

I've never met a fat terrorist. I'm just saying that maybe it's worth studying their exercise program, stopped clocks and all that.

I'll just say this: If I ever meet a vegetarian Jihadi, I will hang up the turnips forever and turn to fish and foul and hoof. Hitler was bad enough.