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Old 05-13-2011, 08:41 PM   #1
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Default “A Poem to a Man Who Will Never Be President of the United States”
Newt Gingrich has about the same chance of being president of the United States as Fox News being considered a fair, balanced and credible news network.

Newt “the “Gingrich who stole Christmas” has about the same chance of being president of the United States as Osama Bin Laden being canonized.

“Nitwit Newt” has about the same chance of being president of the United States as Donald Trump becoming CEO of "Hair Club for Men."

“Poor and pathetic Newt” has about the same chance of being president of the United States as Rush Limbaugh performing "Fight the power" with Public Enemy.

“Unqualified Newt” has about the same chance of being president of the United States as Common guest hosting the "O'Reilly Factor."

“Snake Oil Salesman Newt” has about the same chance of being president of the United States as his second wife has of being his vice president.

Newt Gingrich has about the same chance of being president of the United States as MC Hammer defeating Jay Z in a rap battle for lyrical supremacy.




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