[MeatteCen]

DENVER - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

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Back in the saddle again! How long will it be before this "person" is once again up in the pulpit spewing hate and collecting money? I find his magical transformation quite remarkable and totally unbelievable--but then I think Rush Limbaugh is a drug-addicted, misogynist demagogue too.

[popandopulus]

It's A Miracle!

[RG3rGWcA]

Wow so alchohol rehab can do that to a person?

Or it was the intensive counseling by the other preachers?

Did they do an exorcism to remove Satan from his body or something?

[popandopulus]

Remember in zoolander when he went to the "day spa" for a week and got sort of brainwashed? I'm sure it was similar to that but with more boobs.

[Zpxbawtz]

Ted Haggard is cured of "gayness" and George W. Bush no longer imbibes.

And, I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

[DrCeshing]

I've been trying to think of something funny to write, but this shit writes itself.

[ahagotyou]

I did not have sexual relations with that fag, I just fucked him in the ass.

[DrCeshing]

I voted for relations with a man before I voted against it.

[ahagotyou]

Well any good ass fuck tends to go back and forth, in and out, for and against...

from what I've heard ...

[Jeffery]

I watched Jesus Camp a few days ago, couldn't help laughing listening to the guy rant... after sitting in horror for the entire rest of the movie.

[RG3rGWcA]

I watched Jesus Camp a few days ago, couldn't help laughing listening to the guy rant... after sitting in horror for the entire rest of the movie.

That's a horror movie I don't want to see.

[DrCeshing]

That's a fascinating movie. You think I should by a copy and send it to Kinetic? He'll probably just say Haggard's rants were edited together, cleverly, by socialists and the like.

[RG3rGWcA]

Yes, I'm sure it's all the socialists fault. Everything always is!

[DrCeshing]

Haggard is on Anderson Cooper right now in past interviews. He's sooooo gay! "I contacted him for a massage and meth....but I threw away the meth". Yeah......riiiiiiiiight.

The shame of America continues as long as you make some people not equal.

[DrCeshing]

Oh man, this stuff offends my spirit. Homosexuals aren't evil. This woman who works for Focus on the Family admitted that in her youth she was a full fledged lesbian but that it took her years to overcome it.

What's wrong with some people? Religion is fairy tales. Wake up. Why do some straight people have such a problem with people who aren't like them? This Haggard guy is hilarious. Modern Brokeback and it's a shame because he will die an unhappy and secretly desperate man because he denied what his heart wanted the whole time. Only in America, man.

[gkruCRi1]

Straight is straight, gay is gay, and . . . business is business. This nonsense doesn't surprise me given the cash at issue.

[Zpxbawtz]

The kids in "Jesus Camp" are from Lee's Summit, Missouri, which is about 10 minutes south of me. Their church's website can be found here: About us.

Sometimes, when I need a laugh, I go to their church. It really is quite frightening. The rhetoric of these people is probably akin to what one might hear in a Saudi Arabian madrasah. I've gone to some of their study groups (I have some friends who are friends with people who are members of this church and really believe this shit, so I find myself invited over for Bible study from time to time, and I can never really resist fucking with these insane people), and omifuckingod it's so much worse than you could ever imagine.

Now maybe you have some understanding about why I disdain organized religion so much? I've seen what its nihilistic ends look like. . .

[DrCeshing]

Oh man, you guys have to turn CNN on. This guy Alan Chambers is going on about how he's a "recovering gay"; no gayness for 16 years! He's soooooo gay, too. Only in America. Just for the record, if it makes you happy to sleep with both genders, I could care less, because like religion, it shouldn't be legislated. Practice whatever you practice on your own time.

[Zpxbawtz]

Here are some more "Christian" people I know from Lee's Summit. Talk about some radical religious beliefs:

Friend: Religion Led To Woman's Death, Stillbirth - News

[Jeffery]

That's a horror movie I don't want to see.

Yeah... I couldn't do it in one sitting