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I, Pencil
"...I, Pencil, simple though I appear to be, merit your wonder and awe, a claim I shall attempt to prove. In fact, if you can understand me—no, that’s too much to ask of anyone—if you can become aware of the miraculousness which I symbolize, you can help save the freedom mankind is so unhappily losing. I have a profound lesson to teach. And I can teach this lesson better than can an automobile or an airplane or a mechanical dishwasher because—well, because I am seemingly so simple.
Simple? Yet, not a single person on the face of this earth knows how to make me. This sounds fantastic, doesn’t it? Especially when it is realized that there are about one and one-half billion of my kind produced in the U.S.A. each year..." Read more, at: http://www.thefreemanonline.org/features/i-pencil/ |
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Note to I, Pencil from I, Pen:
Get over yourself graphite breath. |
HUSH, FEATHERHEAD. |
In twenty years, they won't even teach writing(cursive or print). I saw a kid actually sign his CC receipt in print the other day. Took him like 20 seconds. It was sad, really.
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Wonder what happens when there is a power outage, their phones are not charged and they have to leave a note telling their parents or significant other that they went to the store to pick up some cold drinks. On the bright side in several more years I will be a member of the intelligencia (if I could spell it right) being one of the few remaining that can actually put pen to paper and use complete words like "Best friends forever" instead of "BFF" |
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http://youtu.be/8POwDE2WP48 http://youtu.be/-ZubCutMLXc ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW DO YOU THINK WITHOUT A VOCABULARY? |
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