[Britiobby]

http://www.usa.gov/directory/federal/index.shtml

A few days ago.....I posted this link: http://minorityhealth.hhs.gov/ A federal department of minority health........to show a little about the number of programs/departments in the government, that our tax dollars support.


The top link is to a bigger list.

I'll go through some of them, so we can all read in awe....so we can be amazed at the depths our government reaches to, to create a department.....ANY department, as long as it's EXPANDING.

Remember, that each of these departments will have many branch offices, many employees, and will be100% funded by tax dollars.

http://www.usa.gov/directory/federal...undation.shtml
Here's a great department!

USADF provides direct support to community organizations and enterprises that benefit under served and marginalized communities in Africa.
More than $229 million dollars in new economic activities has been generated by these active projects.


Look......it's just money....we can always print more!



Here's a wonderful program:

The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Agricultural Marketing Service administers programs that facilitate the efficient, fair marketing of U.S. agricultural products, including food, fiber, and specialty crops.
http://www.ams.usda.gov/AMSv1.0/ams....ome&acct=AMSPW

The AMS Civil Rights Program
The Civil Rights (CR) Program is responsible for ensuring Agency compliance with Federal statutes that prohibit discrimination in hiring, employment, and program delivery. The Civil Rights Program staff serve as principle advisors to the Administrator, and Agency senior staff on all civil rights issues.

[Escamsrasiush]

http://www.cfa.gov/

U.S. Commission of Fine Arts

The Commission provides advice to the U. S. Mint on the design of coins and medals, and approves the site and design of national memorials, both in the United States and on foreign soil, in accordance with the Commemorative Works Act or the American Battle Monuments Act, whichever applies.

How could we make it as a nation....without this commission????

(All employees of the commission are paid prevailing salaries, with FULL government benefits......vehicle provided, fuel paid for, etc etc.)

[Caursedus]

http://www.nationalservice.gov/about...pact/index.asp

Here's a department, as necessary as the very air we breath!

The Corporation for National and Community Service (CNCS)

The Corporation for National and Community Service (CNCS) plays a vital role in supporting the American culture of citizenship, service, and responsibility. We are a catalyst for community solutions and champion for the ideal that every American has skills and talents to give.


Yea......I have no fucking clue what they do......I'm not sure they do either.

[flnastyax]

http://www.ers.usda.gov/AboutERS/

The Economic Research Service

The Economic Research Service is a primary source of economic information and research in the U.S. Department of Agriculture. With over 350 employees, ERS conducts a research program to inform public and private decisionmaking on economic and policy issues involving food, farming, natural resources, and rural development.



(All employees of the commission are paid prevailing salaries, with FULL government benefits......vehicle provided, fuel paid for, etc etc.)

[DJElizardo]

http://www2.ed.gov/about/offices/list/oela/index.html

Office of English Language Acquisition

The Assistant Deputy Secretary and Director of the Office of English Language Acquisition (OELA) serves as principal advisor to the Secretary on Departmental matters related to the education of linguistically and culturally diverse students.

Oh well.......of course we need this.

And look!

They have an assistant deputy secretary......which means there's a Deputy Secretary out there somewhere.......

AND......they're HIRING!!!!!!!!

This great department needs one more : Job Title:Associate Research Scientist/Specialist, AD-1730-00

$95,000.00 / Per Year

MANY vacancy(s) - Washington DC Metro Area, DC

a comprehensive benefits package including paid vacation and sick leave, federal holidays, health and life insurance, and participation in the Federal Employees Retirement System (FERS), including the Thrift Savings Plan (TSP). Click on Benefits to find out more about federal benefits.



THERE IS MORE!!!!!!

They also need one: Senior Research Scientist/Specialist, AD-1730-00
$120,000.00 to $165,000.00 / Per Year

Plus the above perks.......

[Hlennisal]

http://www.fsa.usda.gov/FSA/webapp?a...&topic=landing

Farm Service Agency

Provides contact information as well as a listing of the programs and offices that make up the Farm Service Agency.


Field Offices Cash Reimbursement




Eligible field office employees may complete AD-1170, to receive cash reimbursement when fare media is not readily available for a specific location.

Yea.......no clue what these fuckers do.......

But they're paid well to do it!

[desmond001]

Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds (FICMNEW)

http://www.fs.fed.us/ficmnew/index.shtml

The Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic weeds (FICMNEW) was established through a Memorandum of Understanding signed by agency leadership in August 1994. FICMNEW represents an unprecedented formal partnership between 16 federal agencies with direct invasive plant management and regulatory responsibilities spanning across the United States and territories.

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!

Finally a needed FEDERAL department!

[bDvYaQfM]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!


National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform

President Obama created the bipartisan National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform to address our nation's fiscal challenges. The Commission is charged with identifying policies to improve the fiscal situation in the medium term and to achieve fiscal sustainability over the long run. Specifically, the Commission shall propose recommendations designed to balance the budget, excluding interest payments on the debt, by 2015.


OMG......lulz!

[Pcodaygs]

Someone get in here, and defend these REPUBLICAN AND DIM creations!!!!!!!!!!!!

[attractiveweb]

This thread rocat......

Come defend some of this shit that was republican created........

Some dim...some repub.....

Cost=FUCKING MASSIVE

[GroosteFoessy]

And EVERYONE of these people, working (giggle@'working'), for these departments........will NEVER vote themselves out of a job......they'll never support a conservative who says 'Look, these retarded offices need to go, we can't afford them, don't need them, and really aren't allowed to have them'......

So when someone says 'zomg zomg, don't let (x) be elected........'

It makes me ill.

[Knqzjbmf]

Wow.....read some of the employment shit on these links......

And then wonder why we're broke.

[Cersdog]

These are just some of the Departments that start with the letter A.

Access Board
Administration for Children and Families (ACF)
Administration for Native Americans
Administration on Aging (AoA)
Administration on Developmental Disabilities
Administrative Committee of the Federal Register
Administrative Conference of the United States
Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts
Advisory Council on Historic Preservation
African Development Foundation
Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ)
Agency for International Development
Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry
Agricultural Marketing Service
Agricultural Research Service
Agriculture Department
Air and Radiation Hotline
Air Force
Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (Treasury)
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Bureau (Justice)
American Battle Monuments Commission
AmeriCorps Recruiting
AMTRAK (National Railroad Passenger Corporation)
Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
Antitrust Division
Appalachian Regional Commission
Architect of the Capitol
Archives (National Archives and Records Administration)
Arctic Research Commission
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Arms Control and International Security
Army
Army Corps of Engineers
Arthritis and Musculoskeletal Interagency Coordinating Committee
Atlantic Fleet Forces Command

[2CNWXAqN]

It's a rather long list.......

[Glamyclitlemi]

Where's the debt for breathing?

[RichardFG435]

Overseas Private Investment Corporation

The Overseas Private Investment Corporation's (OPIC) mission is to solve critical world challenges by catalyzing markets in developing nations. OPIC accomplishes its mission by delivering finance innovations that help ambitious U.S. businesses successfully enter, grow and compete in emerging markets.

I guess that's who finances US companies who want to set up sweat shops abroad.
Business must be booming at OPIC.

[Eunatis]

OH, MAMMY!!!!
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AND FATHER ROMNEY LOVES THEM, EACH AND ALL!!!!

[SeelaypeKet]

If this thread is intended to force me into committing suicide, it probably won't work.










Dammit!

[goctorsurger]

If this thread is intended to force me into committing suicide, it probably won't work.










Dammit!

Fucking depressing isn't it?

Don't worry brah....Mitt will step in and fix this!

[c6vkuNRg]

Overseas Private Investment Corporation

The Overseas Private Investment Corporation's (OPIC) mission is to solve critical world challenges by catalyzing markets in developing nations. OPIC accomplishes its mission by delivering finance innovations that help ambitious U.S. businesses successfully enter, grow and compete in emerging markets.

I guess that's who finances US companies who want to set up sweat shops abroad.
Business must be booming at OPIC.

There is a BUNCH of departments set up to do all sorts of shit in other countries....