[bWxNFI3c]

That's it, she goes to the top of the list!

[Nurba]

ohohoh

[Evdokia]

ohohoh

Not to worry, neither of them have a chance of winning.
Besides, I know some people who are connected.......

[saturninus.ribb]

Not to worry, neither of them have a chance of winning.
Besides, I know some people who are connected.......

That's good! Hope they don't have crooked noses! That can be messy.

[egexgfczc]

That's good! Hope they don't have crooked noses! That can be messy.

Ahem.....

New Jersey.....

Essex County.....

[shodulsilfeli]

Ahem.....

New Jersey.....

Essex County.....

Ohmy...NJ!

[datingcrew]

Obviously I will not vote for either JHoff or Cotton.

I will vote for Sachem, of course.

President Sachem!!

[feedcomnet]

1. Pro business policies. No nonsense. (unions brought down to size but not abolished)

As long as they are left to wither on the vine and all government support is removed. Punitive laws attacking them wouldn't be kosher.

2. Relax EPA regulations for drilling on/offshore. I think we can all get on board with that.

3. Long term Capital Gains Rate remains at current level of 15%. I can live with that.

4. Tax vacation for personal and corporate funds ($2-4T)currently held overseas if spent on R&D, startups, expansion, employee training or capital investment. I'd just give them a tax vacation and not force their behavior.

5. Illegals deported ASAP. How you gonna pay for it? Rather, make it impossible for them to live here and watch them self deport.

6. Enemies to US not engaged in perpetual war but threatened with total and immediate destruction under certain and well understood circumstances. This should be standing US policy.

7. War on drugs. Over. Too costly and ineffective. I waffle on this. I'd probably legalize marijuana and take it slow on the others.

8. 1% hike on SS tax and Medicare. No. Absolutely not. Kill those taxes and kill those programs. Dead. Forever. Don't steal one more fucking cent from any worker to pay for these bullshit programs. End them, immediately, and let whomever gets fucked today do the crying. Why should they get off light?

9. Fire 20% of all federal employees ASAP. And do it while laughing. When they ask "what are we supposed to do now?" You say "I don't give a fuck, but you can't do it here. Peace out."

10. Find a way to take one year off of standard 4 year college programs to lower costs. Freeze on tuition prices to prevent tuition hike to make up the difference which allows graduates into other programs one year sooner or into employment one year sooner. Do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever attempt to dictate prices. Ever. No price floors, no price ceilings, no price freezes. Ever. It doesn't work. Ever. I'm all for increasing efficiency and shortening the college degree program (fuck a summer vacation, you go to school from start to finish with only a couple of weeks off a year, just like the work world). But to monkey with the prices as a way to get costs down is a sure fire way to make things worse. Instead, get rid of government subsidation and let the market take over student loans. Allow the loans to be dispensed in bankruptcy. This will force banks to be very careful about who they give money to. This will mean less people can afford college, which will drive the price down. People can work and save for college, like they used to. A little discrimination will make a degree worth something again.

[pissmanvd]

I'd just give them a tax vacation and not force their behavior.
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As for #4 the reason I added "or capital investment" is because I know that the quickest and most liquid way for them to domesticate their overseas funds would be thru the financial markets. My thinking on that would be to force a lot of money from the financial services industry into my reelection campaign coffers and then add the "or capital investment" to it as it would be a huge boom to the financial service industry. Sort of sell it to the public under the idea of it being all business and maybe even save a whale or something while also taking a huge payoff from Wall Street at the same time. Everyone wins. Wall Street. Me. The public. Business. The only difference is that any money not invested in the other described manners has to take a short detour thru Wall Street on its way to its eventual destination. On a lighter note a lot of it may have ended up there anyway...I know it sounds bad but being president has perks. On a serious note its still the best way to do it. If the financial services industry likes the idea they can contribute to my campaign fund. If they against this idea that would be a windfall to them then thats ok, they dont have to contribute as I am sure the bill could be changed...

[CDCL7WKJ]

Do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever attempt to dictate prices. Ever. No price floors, no price ceilings, no price freezes. Ever. It doesn't work. Ever. I'm all for increasing efficiency and shortening the college degree program (fuck a summer vacation, you go to school from start to finish with only a couple of weeks off a year, just like the work world). But to monkey with the prices as a way to get costs down is a sure fire way to make things worse. Instead, get rid of government subsidation and let the market take over student loans. Allow the loans to be dispensed in bankruptcy. This will force banks to be very careful about who they give money to. This will mean less people can afford college, which will drive the price down. People can work and save for college, like they used to. A little discrimination will make a degree worth something again.

Typically I would agree with you and in spirit I do. However, our universities have been spewing their liberal rat infested bullshit for so long I would want to make it as tough as possible on them. When I got finished with them they would be thanking me just for having heat in the winter. And unless their whole football team is in jail the night before a big game I dont want to hear one word from them either....

[HwoRas1]

Thats not the point. The bottom line is that bunnies will hop, dogs will bark and a circle will be round regardless of the law.

I'll show you a sharp point, fucker.

[Hixinfineedom]

As long as they are left to wither on the vine and all government support is removed. Punitive laws attacking them wouldn't be kosher.



I think we can all get on board with that.



I can live with that.



I'd just give them a tax vacation and not force their behavior.



How you gonna pay for it? Rather, make it impossible for them to live here and watch them self deport.



This should be standing US policy.



I waffle on this. I'd probably legalize marijuana and take it slow on the others.



No. Absolutely not. Kill those taxes and kill those programs. Dead. Forever. Don't steal one more fucking cent from any worker to pay for these bullshit programs. End them, immediately, and let whomever gets fucked today do the crying. Why should they get off light?



And do it while laughing. When they ask "what are we supposed to do now?" You say "I don't give a fuck, but you can't do it here. Peace out."



Do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever attempt to dictate prices. Ever. No price floors, no price ceilings, no price freezes. Ever. It doesn't work. Ever. I'm all for increasing efficiency and shortening the college degree program (fuck a summer vacation, you go to school from start to finish with only a couple of weeks off a year, just like the work world). But to monkey with the prices as a way to get costs down is a sure fire way to make things worse. Instead, get rid of government subsidation and let the market take over student loans. Allow the loans to be dispensed in bankruptcy. This will force banks to be very careful about who they give money to. This will mean less people can afford college, which will drive the price down. People can work and save for college, like they used to. A little discrimination will make a degree worth something again.

Who the fuck cares what you care about?

[hubua990]

Who the fuck cares what you care about?

Jesus fucking Christ, could you have loved yourself a little more?

[Bondjrno]

I'll show you a sharp point, fucker.

By all means and in return I will show you severe head trauma via a blunt object.

[Bxbhtjnr]

I'd use Flava Flav as a flotation device. That nigga's full of hot air.

Too bad he wasnt doing a gig in New Orleans when Katrina hit. He could've floated some of his fellow homies to safety....

[Immusaatmonna]

VOTE FOR YOU....FUCK YEAH...YOU GOT VERVE

[cokLoolioli]

VOTE FOR YOU....FUCK YEAH...YOU GOT VERVE

Why thank you. I believe I would make a great president. I am fair, honest, brave and great at passing the buck...!!! My State of the Union adresses would be a real hoot too....a real hoot lol....like tape delayed by the networks for an hour type of rant fueled hoot..

[gZAhTyWY]

"Good evening America. In tonights State of the Union first of all i want to welcome the dignataries who have joined. I see we have Kid Rock, Dale Earnhardt Jr., the Rolling Stones, Danica Patrick and others in attendance. Now to the matters at hand. Fuck this shit goddamnit. This fucking country is a pos. You fucking liberals should have been neutered at birth or shot. Goodnight America".

[Clilmence]

By all means and in return I will show you severe head trauma via a blunt object.

You going to hit him with your purse?

[smifatv]

You going to hit him with your purse?

well well well....if it's not one of my little ankle biters. How's the Vodka treating you today?