If I ran for president on this platform would you vote for me?
 

1. Pro business policies. No nonsense. (unions brought down to size but not abolished)
2. Relax EPA regulations for drilling on/offshore.
3. Long term Capital Gains Rate remains at current level of 15%.
4. Tax vacation for personal and corporate funds ($2-4T)currently held overseas if spent on R&D, startups, expansion, employee training or capital investment.
5. Illegals deported ASAP.
6. Enemies to US not engaged in perpetual war but threatened with total and immediate destruction under certain and well understood circumstances.
7. War on drugs. Over. Too costly and ineffective.
8. 1% hike on SS tax and Medicare.
9. Fire 20% of all federal employees ASAP.
10. Find a way to take one year off of standard 4 year college programs to lower costs. Freeze on tuition prices to prevent tuition hike to make up the difference which allows graduates into other programs one year sooner or into employment one year sooner.

I wouldn't vote for you if you were the second coming.

And just why not....??
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You must be a stoner.

The first thing I would do as president is make a list of 5 people who I would make walk the plank.

1. Micheal Moore.
2. Barbra Streisand
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Flava Flav
5. John Anthony...!!!

Thats not the point. The bottom line is that bunnies will hop, dogs will bark and a circle will be round regardless of the law.

I'd use Flava Flav as a flotation device. That nigga's full of hot air.

Yes but will horses still neigh, and will frogs still croak, and what about the tetrahedrons? I need guarantees dammit.

Can you promise to regulate tetrahedrons to the proper number of sides, or can you not?

Of course they will....and until hell is completely full people will continue to drive like maniacs regardless of what the sign says....http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...QPFODrknIZm-RQ

Solid object is solid.

Regardless of kinetic dispersment (or the lack thereof) I think I would make a great president. On my first day I would tell some people to GTFO and insert my own people in the White House. Then I would have some other people work on the manners thing for anyone left. I would also have a very pretty girl read the highlights of the WSJ and USA Today for me every day. I would have my goons round up 2-3 liberals and bring them to my office so I could verbally berate them for an hour a day. I would also have the White House denigged to get the Obama out of it.

6 Mossfern! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/curse.gif

Nixon? No. You're smart, but the market is smarter.

I'm starting to get a complex.

Obviously I will not vote for either JHoff or Cotton.

I will vote for Sachem, of course.