[Kolovorotkes]

YOU'VE GOT YOUR CREDIT CARDS PAID OFF & YOU'VE ALWAYS BOUGHT USED CARS THAT YOU CAN PAY OFF EARLY WITH NO PENALTY.

YOU KNOW THAT A NEW CAR LOSES HALF IT'S VALUE AS SOON AS YOU SIGN THE PAPERWORK.

YOU OWN A HOME SO YOU CAN PAY INTO YOUR OWN EQUITY INSTEAD OF YOUR LANDLORD'S.

YOU MAKE AN EXTRA $50 EACH MONTH ON YOUR MORTGAGE PRINCIPAL & YOU WERE SMART TO AVOID HOME PURCHASE SCAMS THAT USE NEGATIVE AMORTIZATION.

YOU'VE KEPT YOUR PANTS ON & STAYED AWAY FROM DRUGS. YOU'VE GOT NO KIDS TO FEED & NO THERAPISTS TO WRITE CHECKS TO.

YOU'VE ALSO GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE OF SOME SORT & A FEW JOBS BEHIND YOU.

YOU SAW THE RAMBO MOVIES & LAUGHED. YOU SAW THE X-MEN MOVIES & CRIED. YOU KNEW HOW TITANIC ENDED BUT YOU WENT AND SEEN IT ANYWAY.

LATER YOU RAN INTO THE MOB & THEY DECIDED THAT YOU ARE A LATE ABORTION. THEY OWN THE COPS, THEY OWN THE BUSINESS MANAGERS, THEY OWN THE CHURCH.

WHERE DO YOU TURN TO FOR RELIEF?

[_tppga_]

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OPRAH NEEDS YOU IN HER STUDIO AUDIENCE, TOMMIE....

SHE NEEDS YOU DESPERATELY.


FLY TO HER.

NURTURE HER.

GIVE BACK A LITTLE OF THE BOUNTY SHE HAS GIVEN YOU OVER

THSE LONG YEARS, YOU CRUEL BITCH!!

[chujwduperjadzi]

Some people turn to God for sustenance.

But they may be mocked for doing so. I know this to be true.

[illignocearia]

Tommy's a victim of material addiction. It is why he suffers, as he finds nothing to measure himself against, that cannot be replaced or disowned.

It is a sickness of the soul.

[Mangoman]

A GAMER WITH AN OPRAH ADDICTION.....

[gedsiz]

The mob? I've avoided the mob my entire life. How'd you get involved with the mob?

[kaysions]

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IT'S THE TATTS... THEY WANT HIS TATTS...

[infarrelisam]

The mob? I've avoided the mob my entire life. How'd you get involved with the mob?

By not using mob product. By not using mob product and by not being cool.

By influencing others with my habit about not using mob product and not being cool.

[arriftell]

So you're not cool. So what?

[Lerpenoaneway]

The Mob owns the unions, should have bought a new car.

[adolfadsermens]

By not using mob product. By not using mob product and by not being cool.

By influencing others with my habit about not using mob product and not being cool.

Gotta get your dick wet to go swimming, tommy.

[rarpAcconavox]

http://youtu.be/dQCDokoKNGc

http://youtu.be/KshItV5JFYQ

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M'U TOUOMUUTE MOI AU BURUBI.

[tq4F7YKs]

HERE'S A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS I WOULD BE GOOD AT IF I WASN'T A COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR:

Building flying saucers
Developing better calendar systems
Kite surfing
Making love to my harem

[viagradiscounttt]

Crap! I forgets some more.

Developing a better soda pop
Designing golf courses
Creating a language that uses less krktrz so that we uz les tnr & ppr
Breeding dolphins

[BrifsGefel]

EVUN THERE'S MOAR EVUN

Creating choose your own adventure virtual reality narratives
Building zero gravity recliners

[pprropeciaaa]

HUMANITY HAS BEEN DENIED ALL OF THESE ABOVE THINGS AND MORE DUE TO MY NEED TO POUND THE PEPPERONI

[lionsiy]

IT'S

ALL

RIGHT HERE:



http://youtu.be/gblxAoWKsmE

[nabsgood]

SHPNG WGHT

[Seilehogshell]

IT'S

ALL

RIGHT HERE:

http://youtu.be/gblxAoWKsmE

Wow. That took some dirt digging.

[hrotedk]

SHPNG WGHT

No dumbass.

It's SHPG WT