[fruttomma]

Fuck giving those dildoes a shot, but I might buy a horse.

You might have to..

If you ask nicely, maybe Stephen Chu will carry you piggyback!

[rujeltaoser]

In terms of BTU.. I wonder how much energy is in a Pineapple?

Probably enough to fly to Mars.. You know.. Because, it's such a viable idea and everything.

[tadacia]

Fuck me running, I just threw and apple and it blew the side of the house out..

THAT's A 21'st century energy source FOR SURE!!!

[cabonuserollyo]

DON'T SQUEEZE THE GRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jourgenz]

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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WELL, THEY'RE SUGARY AND SOMEWHAT OILY...

IF YOU HAD PLENTY OF OIL OR GAS FOR HEAT, I'M

SURE YO COULD PULL A SORT OF RUM OUT OF THEM...

MAYBE EVEN SOME VEGETABLE OIL.


YOU'D HAVE A LOT OF WOODY WASTE....


WE COULD SET UP ELABORATE DISPOSAL REGULATIONS AND

PROTOCOLS FOR THAT.... MAYBE A NEW AGENCY TO

ADMINISTER THEM...

[Sowsunese]

Speaking of an energy dense thing like wood, we could use it to distill the fruits and drink them!!!

NOW THAT'S a plan..

We'll still be completely fucked, but we'll also be too drunk to care.

[FelicitaJ]

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!


WOOD IS MUCH TOO DIRTY A FUEL!!!!!!

[ketNavatutt]

Wonder how niggers burn?

There's a lot of them in tropical areas.. They're renewable.

Ya know..

[soprofaxelbis]

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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THEY'RE RELATIVELY LOW IN LIPIDS...

[Apparpsmose]

Maybe if you burn a lot of them it will be okay?

We'll shove a pogue carburetor up their ass first..

[ForumMasta]

Strap solar cells to them and push them into a volcano!

Negro-thermal..

[tpdirorg]

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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YOU'D NEED A CATALYST... MAYBE SOME FULLER'S EARTH...


OR DIATOMACEOUS CLAY...

[drugsprevi]

OR DIATOMACEOUS CLAY... I'm sure half of them are named "Diatomaceous Clay"

Or something close..

[irrascaft]

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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THEY WILL BE NOW...


DIATOMACEOUS DEMETRIS CROCODILE CLAY....

[nofkayalk]

Muhammad, DIATOMACEOUS DEMETRIS CROCODILE CLAY

[pouslytut]

http://youtu.be/K-CFEPBWI78
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MOHAMMED DIATOMACEOUS DEMETRIS BUTTERFLY CLAY!!!

[Teprophopay]

Yeah, the GOP's gonna get us low gas prices, just like Dubya Bush did. They're much worse oil company whores than the Dildocrats are. Fuck their shitasses.

You think the food you eat...the clothes you wear, your electronic gadgets...or any other item you can think of... just appear in the stores do you?
Ever seen an electric semi trailer? How about a solar powered jet airliner? Oil is it, you fucking moron - the most efficient/economical energy source in the history of da earf. Magic cars only exist in your puny mind.

[Seisyvose]

Um ... yeah ... somewhere I claimed there were magic cars.

[lionsiy]