[Gaiaakgyyyg]

http://youtu.be/xQr2WX0MGBk

[Goalseexere]

Conservatives want a good reason to change, based on evidence and experience. Liberals want change for the sake of change, and believe that "reason" alone is a good enough barometer, experience and history be damned. Be wary of anybody who tells you that they use "reasoning" to make their decisions. That usually means they made a bunch of shit up and they that they are smart enough to be right.

[GenrieAB]

Tea leaves for conservatives, 2012!

[RealCHEAPsoftDOWNLOAD]

States' rights, for starters.

[adariseediups]

States' rights, for starters.

will impose the right of the state to accept a universal healthcare plan. Santorum will impose the right of the state to impose confession every Saturday.

[Coededgeme]

will impose the right of the state to accept a universal healthcare plan. Santorum will impose the right of the state to impose confession every Saturday.

Obama will take away all of your rights and all of your money.

[xFZ3k8Mw]

Obama will take away all of your rights and all of your money.

You'd be fine with that if he was a Republican.

[TaxSheemaSter]

You'd be fine with that if he was a Republican.

horseshit!

[BodeOmissemia]

horseshit!

Don't lie. You're a team player.

[FateHostera]

http://youtu.be/5HKAuaU5VlE
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WE GONNA LOCK UP ALL THE CONTRACEPTIVES!!!!!

[rvadipoldkov]

Re the OP: I believe Conservatives wish to conserve paper plates. Because, as we all know, there are never enough to go around.

Even a modest children's birthday bash will annihilate your stocks within minutes.

[Figelac]

http://youtu.be/5HKAuaU5VlE
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I CAN GET A WEEK TO TEN DAYS OUT OF A CHINET PAPER PLATE.

[bppstorr]

Surely you jest.

It is an impossible feat.

Nominate your second, sir. We duel!

[onelovemp]

Ah, I've got you all beat. I've got washable dixie paper plates I've used for years!

I'm sure there are made of carcinogens, but damn they last!

Fuck!

I have never heard the like of it.