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Old 11-09-2011, 08:30 AM   #1
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Default Barack Obama is a cool guy who deserves to be re-elected
Obama got our guys into Pakistan and got that fuckface, Osama bin Laden's, head blown the fuck OFF with brains splattering everywhere and then that fucker was fed to the fish. What a cool guy. And Kadaffi went splat and some other Al Quaida douchebag.

It's the Republicunts who fucked over our economy with the goddamn quagmire in Iraq. Fuck those shitholes. Obama's the cool guy who tried to finally get everyone fucking health care. I don't care if your job is cleaning pubes off of urinals; you fucking deserve goddamn health care! But the Refucklicans would rather have you sew up your own slashed leg and get infected and just die because they're a bunch of un-American corp-whores, a bunch of Borg corp-drones salivating and doing their bidding.

The Republicans are shitasses, and you dildoes who support them are just a bunch of inbred cow patty humpers who spread your asscheeks wide and let Fido ram his schlong up your shitter, then you enjoy licking the shit off his cock while he blast another doggie goo load right between your eyes and you love it and then take your oxyontin and worship Rush Limbaugh.

If I have any criticism of liberals it's that they pussyfoot around and sugarcoat shit too much, trying not to offend. Well, that's why this post is needed. I'm tellin' it like it is, and the New York Times ought to run this post as their fuckin' usual pussy-whipped editorials.

And another, thing. Saara did act like a bit of a cunt, but ain't one of you here who can honestly say she didn't have nice tits. I'd be happy to grab'em and dry hump my hard-on against her crotch and say, "Baby, I'm votin' for Obama." And then we collapse into a wild and passionately undulating heap of flesh, grunting and gasping as we shred off each other's clothes and I penetrate her hot'n'moist inviting pussy and blast my load into her, knocking her up with a snot-nosed little maggot who we'll raise together to LOVE liberalism and to fight incessantly to get fuwkin' universal health care and make Rush Limbaugh blow his brains out with a Smith & Wesson.

Now I know a bunch of you motherfuwkinshitfaces are gonna be pissed off that I've written a blatantly pro-liberal post here at DLP. Well, tough shee-yat! This is the place for freewheelin' opinions and this is mine.

Oh, yeah, and Franklin Roosevelt was an AWESOME cool guy and president. The New Deal rawked, but it sucks that that asswipe Ronald Reagan came along and fucked it all up. Shitfaces.

FUCK YOU! Conservative shitfaces BLOW ME and my dog, Spot!!!! Voting Republican is un-American.
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Old 11-09-2011, 08:32 AM   #2
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Fuck, you're an idiot.
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Old 11-09-2011, 08:42 AM   #3
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Fuck, you're an idiot.
Dat all you got, mutha fucka? I post a blasting tirade like that, and all you got is, "Whal, heyall, fuck you shore is a dang idiot, knyuck, yuck, yuck."
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Old 11-09-2011, 10:50 AM   #4
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:20 PM   #5
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Dat all you got, mutha fucka?
Yeah, that covers it.
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:36 PM   #6
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I expect great things from this thread.

Don't go letting me down now, y'all!
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:37 PM   #7
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Obama got our guys into Pakistan and got that fuckface, Osama bin Laden's, head blown the fuck OFF with brains splattering everywhere and then that fucker was fed to the fish. What a cool guy. And Kadaffi went splat and some other Al Quaida douchebag.

It's the Republicunts who fucked over our economy with the goddamn quagmire in Iraq. Fuck those shitholes. Obama's the cool guy who tried to finally get everyone fucking health care. I don't care if your job is cleaning pubes off of urinals; you fucking deserve goddamn health care! But the Refucklicans would rather have you sew up your own slashed leg and get infected and just die because they're a bunch of un-American corp-whores, a bunch of Borg corp-drones salivating and doing their bidding.

The Republicans are shitasses, and you dildoes who support them are just a bunch of inbred cow patty humpers who spread your asscheeks wide and let Fido ram his schlong up your shitter, then you enjoy licking the shit off his cock while he blast another doggie goo load right between your eyes and you love it and then take your oxyontin and worship Rush Limbaugh.

If I have any criticism of liberals it's that they pussyfoot around and sugarcoat shit too much, trying not to offend. Well, that's why this post is needed. I'm tellin' it like it is, and the New York Times ought to run this post as their fuckin' usual pussy-whipped editorials.

And another, thing. Saara did act like a bit of a cunt, but ain't one of you here who can honestly say she didn't have nice tits. I'd be happy to grab'em and dry hump my hard-on against her crotch and say, "Baby, I'm votin' for Obama." And then we collapse into a wild and passionately undulating heap of flesh, grunting and gasping as we shred off each other's clothes and I penetrate her hot'n'moist inviting pussy and blast my load into her, knocking her up with a snot-nosed little maggot who we'll raise together to LOVE liberalism and to fight incessantly to get fuwkin' universal health care and make Rush Limbaugh blow his brains out with a Smith & Wesson.

Now I know a bunch of you motherfuwkinshitfaces are gonna be pissed off that I've written a blatantly pro-liberal post here at DLP. Well, tough shee-yat! This is the place for freewheelin' opinions and this is mine.

Oh, yeah, and Franklin Roosevelt was an AWESOME cool guy and president. The New Deal rawked, but it sucks that that asswipe Ronald Reagan came along and fucked it all up. Shitfaces.

FUCK YOU! Conservative shitfaces BLOW ME and my dog, Spot!!!! Voting Republican is un-American.
I am sick of hearing about your Saara tit fetish.....she had 15,000 posts and was not held hostage here......psst this is my jealous rant. (PS. Saara, in case you didn't know SCREEN_pASS is madly in love with YOU, I ain't kidden about that)

In my opinion not that it matters LOL what she did to peoples real lives was over the line and not forgiveable.

What's wrong with selling health insurance across state lines SP?

We require car insurance but taxpayors don't have to pay everyones car insurance, health insurance should be the same way.

Why must it be another mandated welfare program?

SP I Love you tremendously but I am not as liberal minded as you and I know you are a lot more Educated then me so

why are you against selling health insurance across state lines?

Please educate me.
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:42 PM   #8
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I expect great things from this thread.

Don't go letting me down now, y'all!
I too believe this is a thread of potentially epic proportions.
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:43 PM   #9
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I too believe this is a thread of potentially epic proportions.
Fuck yeah.

It stinks of war.
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:45 PM   #10
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Fuck yeah.

It stinks of war.
And of a hot moldy pastrami sandwich that a sick goat ate out of an old army boot and then puked up on the shit house door of a tuna boat.
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:47 PM   #11
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He's just pandering to Saara, he's seriously madly in love with her.


GRRRR I'm jealous !!!!!
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:47 PM   #12
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And of a hot moldy pastrami sandwich that a sick goat ate out of an old army boot and then puked up on the shit house door of a tuna boat.
That what it is?

I thought that was LSG.
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:47 PM   #13
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That what it is?

I thought that was LSG.
Same thing.
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Old 11-09-2011, 10:07 PM   #14
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Old 11-09-2011, 10:16 PM   #15
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:27 AM   #16
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this thread died out nothing epic
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:38 AM   #17
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This thread will never die!
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:53 AM   #18
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:55 AM   #19
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:22 AM   #20
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