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5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Recent College Graduate

1. Truckers earn more on average than you.
2. HPVs cause cancer and are spread even with the use of condoms through simple skin contact, so all those people you experimented with in college gave you the cancer cooties but you won't know for sure that you have it until seven years from now when you have something weird happening to your equipment.
3. Music is where the money is.
4. A little college debt is good for you, so what if all you can eat is beans, macaroni, and bologna sammiches for a short time while in between Starbucks' visits.
5. You can probably get people to donate to you for a bigfoot expedition if all else fails.

[QQQQQ-Trek]

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WORK WITH PAPER MACHE, GUACHE, AND FECES.....

MOMO....VENICE.... ALL THE SAME.


MAKE THEM FEEL GUILTY..... THEY LOVE IT!!!




(OVERWEIGHT BITCHES!!!)



FUCK THEM HARD, FUCK THEM DRY, AND

FEED THEM FISH HEADS!!!!!

[Tusanoc]

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SAARA IS A DISEASED HOMOSEXUAL AVANTE-GARDE


BAG OF TRIPES CURRENTLY LIVING AND WORKING

IN NEW YORK CITY.

[hjyAMqqT]

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KEEP UPWIND.... AND MIND YOUR WATCH AND WALLET.

[Elelaytet]

5 More Things You Shouldn't Say to a Recent College Graduate

1. That pretty girl you sat next to in the class really did get better grades because she wore skirts in all those classes taught by male professors.
2. Karl Marx believed in slave ownership.
3. Any place that tells you it's good for young people to bounce around from company to company in their early years simply doesn't want to train you to do any job that anyone older than you has.
4. Frederick Engles believed that monogamy was some product that came from male dominance psychology.
5. Einstein and Darwin married their cousins.

[WUlcN1Rz]

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PIP-Z PIPERONYL SULFATE

[Hixinfineedom]

Most kids should go to trade schools - leave the liberal arts for a hobby.

[GEAntonio]

And HS dropouts volunteer to moderate web sites and envy workers who make 30K a year with an HMO


Got it

[Intory]

And HS dropouts volunteer to moderate web sites and envy workers who make 30K a year with an HMO


Got it

5 things you need NOT say to a collage graduate

1. Did you get the lobby swept out yet ?
2. You need help filling out the job application ?
3. Sorry, we wre only interested in interviewing college graduates
4. Can you stay on and work the drive through an extra hour ot two ?
5. I am impressed you can fix a lawnmower, but can you do a P&L report ?

[Assungusa]

5 things you need NOT say to a collage graduate

1. Did you get the lobby swept out yet ?
2. You need help filling out the job application ?
3. Sorry, we wre only interested in interviewing college graduates
4. Can you stay on and work the drive through an extra hour ot two ?
5. I am impressed you can fix a lawnmower, but can you do a P&L report ?

1) because they have no job....not even sweeping a lobby. What they have is DEBT.
2) because there are no jobs to apply for, no one is hiring college douches
3) <

[letittbe]

They're PERFECTLY qualified for a government job, however.

Especially if they are black and female. IRS....DMV....

Anger is required. Ghetto talk is a plus.

[Foucceedo]

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"WHAT DO YOU DO?"

[DoctorBretonDen]

Is Anthony Weiner a college grad?

[DarrenBent]

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A COLLEGE GRAB, MORE LIKELY.

[Quality4Qty]

Is Anthony Weiner a college grad?

Weiner was a college grab.

[IamRobot]

I guess he's looking for work.

[WomanBreast40356]

Weiner was a college grab.

jk

'grab'.....'weiner'.....

[IRYzouNv]

[quote]1) because they have no job....not even sweeping a lobby. What they have is DEBT.
2) because there are no jobs to apply for, no one is hiring college douches
3) <

[Ceriopal]

^^^^^ The above is known as class envy by a high school dropout against people who actually have ambition, an education and marketable skills...not to mention a job



5 things you need NOT say to a collage graduate

1. Did you get the lobby swept out yet ?
2. You need help filling out the job application ?
3. Sorry, we wre only interested in interviewing college graduates
4. Can you stay on and work the drive through an extra hour ot two ?
5. I am impressed you can fix a lawnmower, but can you do a P&L report ?

You need to be a college graduate to operate a taco cart and run a fatty swinger website?