[lerobudrse]

http://duhprogressive.com/index.php/...ge/77-news/148

SAN FRANCISCO —Melody Studebaker stands solemnly outside the Fort Mason Safeway grocery store, along side her long term partner, Henrietta. But they are not here to shop on this warm, tranquil summer morning. People pass them on their way in and out of the store, some casting the pair quaint glances, others pretending to ignore them, as the two women stand stoically with extra large T-shirts reading, "Don't Abide By The Divide," and handmade signs, proclaiming, "United We Stand — Dividers We Fall!" -snip-
Studebaker and Henrietta (who did not want her last name published) are part of the spearhead of a state-wide movement to ban the seemingly humble, ubiquitous rubber and plastic checkout lane dividers, after providing a fleeting and often unsung convenience to generations of U.S. shoppers.

But humble they certainly are not, according to California State Assembly Member Nancy Skinner (D–Berkeley) who last week proposed the Checkout Line Integration Act (AB 909) in the State Assembly, which would ban the inanimate objects in all grocery store lanes in California.

According to Skinner, the time is right to "improve California's image through such an historic show of unity."
OMG!!!!!!!!!



Just......OMG.......

lulz

Those little dividers.....they're sorta like the blacks being kept from white businesses back in the day.

Why are ugly, old, Democratic, Dykes so fucking stupid?

LMAO!!!!!!

[Usesdiums]

I believe the items I intend to purchase should be free to mingle with those of the person in front of me, well at least until s/he pays for my stuff then segregation must ensue.

[M4tHkBw2]

I believe the items I intend to purchase should be free to mingle with those of the person in front of me, well at least until s/he pays for my stuff then segregation must ensue.

Right.

You catch on quick!

[dr-eavealer]

Please tell me OKP knows this is satire....

[Antelpebabe]

Please tell me OKP knows this is satire....

It's from cali......so who can say?

;p

[Qeiafib]

Holy fuck...you didn't know it was satire. You should try the Onion as your primary news source.

[Spisivavona]

It's linked to a site called "duh progressive", you simple little canadian twat.

Does it look like a .gov link?

[TeLMgNva]

California wants to ban everything that isn't illegal and smokable.

[TodeImmabbedo]

OMG!!!!!!!!!



Just......OMG.......

lulz

Those little dividers.....they're sorta like the blacks being kept from white businesses back in the day.

Why are ugly, old, Democratic, Dykes so fucking stupid?

LMAO!!!!!!

[freeprescriptionplanrrx]

Californians must be so proud that their government is working on such meaningful and productive legislation.

[topbonuscasino]

this may be satire, but the bill to ban fitted sheets is real in california.

their state is going under and the fools waste time on crap like this.

[allvideO]

Californians must be so proud that their government is working on such meaningful and productive legislation.

[Metalhead]

"America is more divided than ever, along every spectrum possible," lamented Studebaker, a retired poetry teacher and underwater origami instructor. "We've divided ourselves along ethnic,color, religious, and economic lines, and these checkout lane dividers are a symbol of that division. This is satire.. It's got to be.

[NofFoomiTot]

lol.

[tsamprasxx]

this may be satire, but the bill to ban fitted sheets is real in california.

Fitted Sheets?

[Frjrbefd]

this may be satire, but the bill to ban fitted sheets is real in california.

their state is going under and the fools waste time on crap like this.

We shouldn't forget about the great "Sanctuary City" of San Francisco where the police are prohibited from reporting illegal immigrants who commit crimes to Federal immigration authorities.

Piss off Mexico, give California back.

[Trebbinsa]

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http://youtu.be/aDSN1F72QU4
http://youtu.be/Rr2YEsymZis
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BULLDOZE CALIFORNIA INTO SINALOA.

[Opislossy]

We shouldn't forget about the great "Sanctuary City" of San Francisco where the police are prohibited from reporting illegal immigrants who commit crimes to Federal immigration authorities.

Piss off Mexico, give California back.

We did it to ourselves. We lost the Mexican-American War and we were forced to take Texas and Mexico.

[tipoketpu]

http://onfaith.washingtonpost.com/on...tennessee.html



Now thore's some fancy legislatin rot thore !

[dalnecymync]

http://onfaith.washingtonpost.com/on...tennessee.html



Now thore's some fancy legislatin rot thore !

I don't see why. This take on it should make it illegal in every civilized nation on the planet......."In its broadest sense, sharia is a system of laws based on the Koran and the life of the Prophet Muhammad."