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**TouccuraLar** · 08-17-2011, 03:57 AM

I'd like to vote in 2012. I would really love to. So please do me a favor...

Give me a fucking candidate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the major malfunction here? Why can you not pony up someone who I can really get behind? Ron Paul is the best of the litter right now, but he's still not all I'm looking for. And you're fucking him in the ass, anyway.

There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure you can find someone reasonably close to what I'm looking for:

1. Fiscal responsibility - Get this goddamned budget in line. If you HAVE to raise taxes, so be it, but give me a good fucking reason. Make me understand what the plan is, and exactly how it leads to prosperity. Please get these lazy motherfuckers off the dole. I'm tired of it, and I'd rather fight them than work for them at this point. I am DONE fucking around with scumbags...

2. Military - Stop telling me we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Just STOP. They don't hate us for our freedom. They hate us because our government and military makes hay for massive corporations. Everybody knows it, so let's cut the shit. But, at the same time, I need you to be a badass. I need the whole world to know that IF they fuck with us, they are corpses. Period. Close the bases, bring the boys back home, cut the spending, but let everybody know that we will answer any attack with extreme prejudice.

3. Liberty - Stop telling me what to do!!! Your job is simple. I give you money. You buy guns and train people to use them. And then you keep people from robbing or killing me. Stop thinking that YOU are the boss, you dickheads! I pay your fucking salary! That makes ME the boss...

4. Cut the corporate whorefare - Really? Are you fucking serious, Republican Party? The party of PERSONAL responsibility makes sure to divert PUBLIC funds to the cause? Fuck. You. There is no "too big to fail". If they can't compete, fuck 'em. Survival of the fittest.

5. Globalism/Aliens - This is real fucking easy. We have a border. Defend it, assholes! We also have a production base. Defend it, assholes!

We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. But, Republican Party, you need to step it the fuck up. I am TIRED of voting for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick of it. It's like kissing your sister, it feels great for one night, but then you regret it forever...

So. Please. Step. It. The. Fuck. Up.

**cwgwowcom** · 08-17-2011, 04:05 AM

Good rant! A+

I'd vote for you.

**clubcughSheet** · 08-17-2011, 04:06 AM

The Establishment media says Ron Paul is unelectable.
There's your choice.

**DJElizardo** · 08-17-2011, 04:12 AM

The Establishment media says Ron Paul is unelectable.
There's your choice.

It IS my choice, right now. But there are 15 months to go...

**DoctorTentonyya** · 08-17-2011, 04:13 AM

Good rant! A+

I'd vote for you.

I won't be 35 until February. Is that too late?

**ropinirole** · 08-17-2011, 04:19 AM

I won't be 35 until February. Is that too late?

We'll make an exception this time.

**Clunlippibe** · 08-17-2011, 04:20 AM

The republican party isn't much more conservative than the democrat party.

**Eltabaco** · 08-17-2011, 04:40 AM

I'd like to vote in 2012. I would really love to. So please do me a favor...

Give me a fucking candidate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the major malfunction here? Why can you not pony up someone who I can really get behind? Ron Paul is the best of the litter right now, but he's still not all I'm looking for. And you're fucking him in the ass, anyway.

There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure you can find someone reasonably close to what I'm looking for:

1. Fiscal responsibility - Get this goddamned budget in line. If you HAVE to raise taxes, so be it, but give me a good fucking reason. Make me understand what the plan is, and exactly how it leads to prosperity. Please get these lazy motherfuckers off the dole. I'm tired of it, and I'd rather fight them than work for them at this point. I am DONE fucking around with scumbags...

2. Military - Stop telling me we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Just STOP. They don't hate us for our freedom. They hate us because our government and military makes hay for massive corporations. Everybody knows it, so let's cut the shit. But, at the same time, I need you to be a badass. I need the whole world to know that IF they fuck with us, they are corpses. Period. Close the bases, bring the boys back home, cut the spending, but let everybody know that we will answer any attack with extreme prejudice.

3. Liberty - Stop telling me what to do!!! Your job is simple. I give you money. You buy guns and train people to use them. And then you keep people from robbing or killing me. Stop thinking that YOU are the boss, you dickheads! I pay your fucking salary! That makes ME the boss...

4. Cut the corporate whorefare - Really? Are you fucking serious, Republican Party? The party of PERSONAL responsibility makes sure to divert PUBLIC funds to the cause? Fuck. You. There is no "too big to fail". If they can't compete, fuck 'em. Survival of the fittest.

5. Globalism/Aliens - This is real fucking easy. We have a border. Defend it, assholes! We also have a production base. Defend it, assholes!

We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. But, Republican Party, you need to step it the fuck up. I am TIRED of voting for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick of it. It's like kissing your sister, it feels great for one night, but then you regret it forever...

So. Please. Step. It. The. Fuck. Up.

+1 Excellent post....

Do you feel better now?

**avaiptutt** · 08-17-2011, 04:42 AM

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**Saispapedlimi** · 08-17-2011, 04:47 AM

I'm still waiting for a conservative to run.

I agree that Ron Paul is the only one running, with a handle on the constitution, but he still has a libertarian streak, and that is a two edged sword.

At this time, unless something awesome happens, I'm going with Ron Paul, for the sake of the constitution.

I have nightmares about

getting the nom.

**viiagrag** · 08-17-2011, 04:58 AM

http://youtu.be/HvZBlkGiZ6w HORN VIOLIN: http://youtu.be/4LBiBr7ECWI
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MITT KERRYPERROBAMACAIN

Hi, Juicy...

**Zavdpacq** · 08-17-2011, 05:08 AM

**lollypop** · 08-17-2011, 05:13 AM

Good rant! A+

I'd vote for you.

Same here. The current line-up is laughable

**Sx1qBli0** · 08-17-2011, 05:20 AM

Thread WIN, asshole. Get a goddamn grip. This isn't playtime. This is life. Stop sucking your own dick...

**celddiskend** · 08-17-2011, 05:28 AM

**houkbsdov** · 08-17-2011, 05:51 AM

We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. lol...
Hope was gone a long time ago.

**allachakb** · 08-17-2011, 05:51 AM

http://youtu.be/GWiNiLE_ck8

**G778G9P0** · 08-17-2011, 05:52 AM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GENERAL TANZ:
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UNKA FUNKY!!!!

**MannoFr** · 08-17-2011, 05:54 AM

http://youtu.be/HvZBlkGiZ6w HORN VIOLIN: http://youtu.be/4LBiBr7ECWI
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MITT KERRYPERROBAMACAIN

BUFFALO BEANO

THE COUNTRY CLUBBERS ALWAYS

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ALWAYS.

**mensforyouthis** · 08-17-2011, 05:55 AM

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...AND I DO MEAN ALWAYS!!!!!!!

08-17-2011, 03:57 AM	#1
TouccuraLar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Attention: Stupid Motherfucking Republican Party! I'd like to vote in 2012. I would really love to. So please do me a favor... Give me a fucking candidate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is the major malfunction here? Why can you not pony up someone who I can really get behind? Ron Paul is the best of the litter right now, but he's still not all I'm looking for. And you're fucking him in the ass, anyway. There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure you can find someone reasonably close to what I'm looking for: 1. Fiscal responsibility - Get this goddamned budget in line. If you HAVE to raise taxes, so be it, but give me a good fucking reason. Make me understand what the plan is, and exactly how it leads to prosperity. Please get these lazy motherfuckers off the dole. I'm tired of it, and I'd rather fight them than work for them at this point. I am DONE fucking around with scumbags... 2. Military - Stop telling me we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Just STOP. They don't hate us for our freedom. They hate us because our government and military makes hay for massive corporations. Everybody knows it, so let's cut the shit. But, at the same time, I need you to be a badass. I need the whole world to know that IF they fuck with us, they are corpses. Period. Close the bases, bring the boys back home, cut the spending, but let everybody know that we will answer any attack with extreme prejudice. 3. Liberty - Stop telling me what to do!!! Your job is simple. I give you money. You buy guns and train people to use them. And then you keep people from robbing or killing me. Stop thinking that YOU are the boss, you dickheads! I pay your fucking salary! That makes ME the boss... 4. Cut the corporate whorefare - Really? Are you fucking serious, Republican Party? The party of PERSONAL responsibility makes sure to divert PUBLIC funds to the cause? Fuck. You. There is no "too big to fail". If they can't compete, fuck 'em. Survival of the fittest. 5. Globalism/Aliens - This is real fucking easy. We have a border. Defend it, assholes! We also have a production base. Defend it, assholes! We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. But, Republican Party, you need to step it the fuck up. I am TIRED of voting for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick of it. It's like kissing your sister, it feels great for one night, but then you regret it forever... So. Please. Step. It. The. Fuck. Up. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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cwgwowcom Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	Good rant! A+ I'd vote for you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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clubcughSheet Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 490 Senior Member	The Establishment media says Ron Paul is unelectable. There's your choice. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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DJElizardo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 456 Senior Member	The Establishment media says Ron Paul is unelectable. There's your choice. It IS my choice, right now. But there are 15 months to go... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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DoctorTentonyya Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	Good rant! A+ I'd vote for you. I won't be 35 until February. Is that too late? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-17-2011, 04:40 AM	#8
Eltabaco Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 490 Senior Member	I'd like to vote in 2012. I would really love to. So please do me a favor... Give me a fucking candidate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is the major malfunction here? Why can you not pony up someone who I can really get behind? Ron Paul is the best of the litter right now, but he's still not all I'm looking for. And you're fucking him in the ass, anyway. There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure you can find someone reasonably close to what I'm looking for: 1. Fiscal responsibility - Get this goddamned budget in line. If you HAVE to raise taxes, so be it, but give me a good fucking reason. Make me understand what the plan is, and exactly how it leads to prosperity. Please get these lazy motherfuckers off the dole. I'm tired of it, and I'd rather fight them than work for them at this point. I am DONE fucking around with scumbags... 2. Military - Stop telling me we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Just STOP. They don't hate us for our freedom. They hate us because our government and military makes hay for massive corporations. Everybody knows it, so let's cut the shit. But, at the same time, I need you to be a badass. I need the whole world to know that IF they fuck with us, they are corpses. Period. Close the bases, bring the boys back home, cut the spending, but let everybody know that we will answer any attack with extreme prejudice. 3. Liberty - Stop telling me what to do!!! Your job is simple. I give you money. You buy guns and train people to use them. And then you keep people from robbing or killing me. Stop thinking that YOU are the boss, you dickheads! I pay your fucking salary! That makes ME the boss... 4. Cut the corporate whorefare - Really? Are you fucking serious, Republican Party? The party of PERSONAL responsibility makes sure to divert PUBLIC funds to the cause? Fuck. You. There is no "too big to fail". If they can't compete, fuck 'em. Survival of the fittest. 5. Globalism/Aliens - This is real fucking easy. We have a border. Defend it, assholes! We also have a production base. Defend it, assholes! We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. But, Republican Party, you need to step it the fuck up. I am TIRED of voting for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick of it. It's like kissing your sister, it feels great for one night, but then you regret it forever... So. Please. Step. It. The. Fuck. Up. +1 Excellent post.... Do you feel better now? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Saispapedlimi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 522 Senior Member	I'm still waiting for a conservative to run. I agree that Ron Paul is the only one running, with a handle on the constitution, but he still has a libertarian streak, and that is a two edged sword. At this time, unless something awesome happens, I'm going with Ron Paul, for the sake of the constitution. I have nightmares about getting the nom. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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