[beethyday]

http://www.politifact.com/texas/stat...fund-ipods-ut/

Step 1: buy blackberry's, and pass them out
Laura Cruzada, a spokeswoman for the foundation, told us it will study 700 low-income smokers who contact the Washington, D.C., Quitline program, 400 of whom will receive smartphones. The phones will enable smokers to access literature online, track their progress in quitting and determine what coping techniques work. Check! Cell phones help so many people quit smoking.....what a brilliant idea. WTG obama! (YES WE CAN!!!)

Step 2: Study ants
Using stimulus money, the National Science Foundation awarded the California Academy of Science about $1.9 million to collect and study ants from Southwest Indian Ocean islands Check!!! Great idea!!! Studying fucking ants, has been a great way to spur the economy, for hundreds of years!!! Brilliant obama!!!!


Step 3: Build a sidewalk that leads to a ditch

http://coburn.senate.gov/public/inde...0-6a8e62427efb

People around Boynton, Oklahoma were left scratching their heads after the town was awarded nearly
$90,00096 to replace a quarter-mile stretch of sidewalk that was replaced only five years ago CHECK!!! Great idea obama!!! Build a NEW sidewalk that doesn't lead to shit.

Step 4: Teach niggers how to wash their dicks

http://www.cnsnews.com/node/75198
The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex. Check!! Fucking brilliant obama!!!! Because ya know....dirty dicks in africa, almost CONTROL the economy here in the US.



All in all......we can see why unemployment is high....the government is broke, and we're down to AA now.

It's because Dims LOVE to spend. They'll spend money on ANYTHING, just to be spending. It's not 'their' money after all.

I'd love to hear obama explain some of this shit.

[thomaskkk]

Man, with such wise money management, how can the country be broke and have so many other problems? I'm starting to lose confidence in Obamanomics!

[reachmanxx]

Man, which such wise money management, how can the country be broke and have so many other problems? I'm starting to lose confidence in Obamanomics!

Don't lose faith yet!!!

Obama appointed a "super committee" to lend him some new improved ideas!!!!

[ClaudeMarkus]

Don't lose faith yet!!!

Obama appointed a "super committee" to lend him some new improved ideas!!!!

Will Bob Mugabe be on this super committee?

[Podosinovik]

Will Bob Mugabe be on this super committee?

Maybe!

And rumor has it that they'll be looking at the Zimbabwe system to model us after.

[osteoftex]

Maybe!

And rumor has it that they'll be looking at the Zimbabwe system to model us after.

Fucking awesome!
We'll all be billionaires!

[QbCp7LaZ]

Fucking awesome!
We'll all be billionaires!

Hell yeah!

Of course, it will take a billion dollars to buy a loaf of bread......

But hey.....let's not be negative about this.

[dr-eavealer]

This is why we need a federal government....

[HotboTgameR]

This is why we need a federal government....

They certainly know how to spend my money better than I do! The idea of teaching niggers to wash their dicks would have never even entered my mind!

[gorbasevhuynani]

They certainly know how to spend my money better than I do! The idea of teaching niggers to wash their dicks would have never even entered my mind!

NOW THAT was creative..

I don't think they're stupid enough to waste money on this shit.. It's payola.

It's WHO gets to do the all important "study" or WHO gets to sell the product, or what have you.

It's a scam.

[husartrof]

It's a scam.

So the niggers won't be having clean dicks? Crawley will be upset about that.

[U2DnBGFE]

So the niggers won't be having clean dicks? Crawley will be upset about that.

hahahhahaha..

I think it's a scam. They'll teach some classes, rake off the rest of the cash and jet back home to spend it/dump it in the Caymans/donate it back to the pol who wrote the check/whatever.

[Aswdwdfg]

hahahhahaha..

I think it's a scam. They'll teach some classes, rake off the rest of the cash and jet back home to spend it/dump it in the Caymans/donate it back to the pol who wrote the check/whatever.

Have you seen some of the studies that get fed funding?

"Studying Racism Online"......there's been several million dollar grants to study that.

Oh yea....studies are the new pyramid schemes.

[spaxiaroorbes]

Absolutely.. It's just a cash transfer.

I completely believe that.

[addifttiest]

Like if, say.. BEB paid us a million to "study" bikinis in his gigantic swimming poll, on the 40 acres behind his house.

It's just a give away.

[texbrease]

Like if, say.. BEB paid us a million to "study" bikinis in his gigantic swimming poll, on the 40 acres behind his house.

If BEB wasn't a commie....he'd do just that! I think that's a wonderful idea.

[8Zgkdeee]

He needs to pay his fair share..


I'd say that's a bout a million bucks.

[EntectCelpelm]

He needs to pay his fair share..


I'd say that's a bout a million bucks.

At least.

I mean I don't have a million bucks.....therefore he's taking advantage of me somehow.....

Hell....now that I think about it....he really OWES me that million!

[epPtsDno]

Buying cellphones made in India, with US tax dollars via stimulus.....and GIVING them to people.

Oh fuck ya.....the brilliance of that!!!

[lionsiy]

lol.......

Passing out bicycle helmets....

Studying ants......

u know.....economic stuffs.

lol