[stuck_in_WA]

OMG! The Pilot had a 6oz bottle of shampoo in his pocket!

It's a good thing we got THAT away from him before we let him fly the plane, huh?

[Marat]

Well, as it stands, they won and we're the ones destroying our own freedom and economy. Osama Bin Laden may have succeeded.

[Gulauur]

Why doesn't that surprise me?

I'll even let you do it, Sparky.

[NowFloabDow]

A lot of folks don't know this, but it wasn't THAT long ago that people weren't searched and could even carry guns onto an airplane.

I'd LOVE to see a bunch of morons with box cutters take on a cabin full of armed air travelers.

I remember getting on an Airbus 310 without my nail clippers. I was out of the country on 9/11 and was told I couldn't take them back with me.

Do you have any idea how absurd it is to look across hundreds of people and even contemplate standing up, waving a pair of nail clippers around and telling them all "Shut up and sit down! We're going to fucking Cuba!"

I'd have no problem if people were allowed to carry arms on board. But the government disarms us, then gives nObama's cousins the upper hand.

[SeelaypeKet]

Osama Bin Laden may have succeeded.

Provided you believe in the guy to begin with.. I see Santa Claus parallels here, but.

[StarsWorld]

I'd have no problem if people were allowed to carry arms on board. But the government disarms us, then gives nObama's cousins the upper hand.

WTF happened to the "Air Marshall's"

I thought we were paying these guys a fortune to rack up miles just to avoid this sort of stuff?

[Roamsaffots]

WTF happened to the "Air Marshall's"

I thought we were paying these guys a fortune to rack up miles just to avoid this sort of stuff?

Yeah, haven't heard much. The original plan was to have them on board but unidentified. They wouldn't be on all flights so the muzzies wouldn't know what to expect.

[DoterrFor]

Provided you believe in the guy to begin with.. I see Santa Claus parallels here, but.

So who do you believe was behind it?

[Sheefeadalfuh]

Yeah, haven't heard much. The original plan was to have them on board but unidentified. They wouldn't be on all flights so the muzzies wouldn't know what to expect.

If they really want security, put a judas hole at the front of the plane and a guy holding an AK47 behind it.

Seems pretty secure... no 5 yo girls have to get felt up. (Speaking of which, Jim.. Have you considered a career with the TSA?)

I'm totally biased against these guys. They're fucking idiots.

Years and years ago, I managed a Cafe Bakery in a major airport concourse. Being the manager in a place like that means a background check, because you carry things like knives to the place. You go out on the ramp, and literally walk around airplanes to take the garbage out. (Yeah, the manager has to do it because of security) You escort third parties to and from the location on the ramp. (Because they can't be left alone.. They never passed a background check)

You have to deal with the security staff a lot. I mean, you're ALL on a first name basis within weeks.

And I swear, every 65 IQ reject in the WORLD is an airport security guard.

Those idiots couldn't find their asses with google maps. Every one thinks he's a fucking FBI agent in training.

And they fail.. OMG, do they fail.. They blow security protocols. They can't pass their own tests.. I mean, it's a bigger joke than anyone would ever imagine who hasn't seen it first hand. Words can't even describe the level of incompetence here.

Now they're all "TSA"

[Loovikeillilen]

Giving these morons the power to grope people and rifle through their stuff, on their own initiative no less, is a HUGE mistake.

Mall Cops are more professional.

[Cucoulkrory]

OMG! The Pilot had a 6oz bottle of shampoo in his pocket!

It's a good thing we got THAT away from him before we let him fly the plane, huh?

It's retarded. If they lock the cockpit, then what the hell is a terrorist going to do other than blow the plane up, and if he's going to do that, it's probly in cargo anyway. The days of terrorists jumping up and taking the plan hostage are over, people will attack them now. I'm still trying to figure out how the panty bomber survived, they should have curb stomped that bitch before he got off the plane.

I have a better idea, everytime there's an attempted attack on America by terrorists, we off a retard in Club Gitmo. If we run out, we'll go refill it again.

[AdSuiteAdobe]

I have a better idea, everytime there's an attempted attack on America by terrorists, we off a retard in Club Gitmo. If we run out, we'll go refill it again.

LOL!

That might work..

[freediscountplanrrxip]

LOL!

That might work..

Better, let's mimic the terrorist activity. Lets execute one by explosive panties.

[DumnEuronoumn]

If they really want security, put a judas hole at the front of the plane and a guy holding an AK47 behind it.

Seems pretty secure... no 5 yo girls have to get felt up. (Speaking of which, Jim.. Have you considered a career with the TSA?)

I'm totally biased against these guys. They're fucking idiots.

Years and years ago, I managed a Cafe Bakery in a major airport concourse. Being the manager in a place like that means a background check, because you carry things like knives to the place. You go out on the ramp, and literally walk around airplanes to take the garbage out. (Yeah, the manager has to do it because of security) You escort third parties to and from the location on the ramp. (Because they can't be left alone.. They never passed a background check)

You have to deal with the security staff a lot. I mean, you're ALL on a first name basis within weeks.

And I swear, every 65 IQ reject in the WORLD is an airport security guard.

Those idiots couldn't find their asses with google maps. Every one thinks he's a fucking FBI agent in training.

And they fail.. OMG, do they fail.. They blow security protocols. They can't pass their own tests.. I mean, it's a bigger joke than anyone would ever imagine who hasn't seen it first hand. Words can't even describe the level of incompetence here.

Now they're all "TSA"

I'm OK with the AK-47.

[Flikemommoilt]

I'm OK with the AK-47.

I'm better with it than I am some dingbat feeling up my kids..

[Cofeeman]

Better, let's mimic the terrorist activity. Lets execute one by explosive panties.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

[fajerdoksdsaaker]

I'm better with it than I am some dingbat feeling up my kids..

Armed employees would give me great comfort. I would actually be able to enjoy the flight. But the US doesn't use common sense if they feel someone would be scared or offended.

[ZXRamon]

I'm better with it than I am some dingbat feeling up my kids..

That's right son, when the faggot grabs your crotch, kick him in the face and spit on him.

[Saduyre9de]

Armed employees would give me great comfort. I would actually be able to enjoy the flight. But the US doesn't use common sense if they feel someone would be scared or offended.

Yeah.. It would be too "extreme"

Send a bad message too: Guns keep you SAFE.

Can't have that! Better to feel up all the kiddies!

[UBJ3kvP1]

Armed employees would give me great comfort. I would actually be able to enjoy the flight. But the US doesn't use common sense if they feel someone would be scared or offended.

I always thought it'd be neat to just equip the plane with a sleeping gas. Someone tries something stupid, gas the plane and everyone can take a nap until it lands.