[Ternneowns]

Once in a lifetime chance for a cranky old bastard Beagle!! Will bay randomly at night at anything and everything. Bay at the chickens, rabbits, the Rottweiler and the dumb Lab mutt. Will piss on everything and anything, will hump your leg, your dumb lab mutt, and your arm. Will only do only default trick which is SPEAK! Will grumble, growl and bay some more!!! Will bay at your car!! Will bay when he's hungry!!! Will bay at you!!!! Food aggressive, needs his ass beat daily. Doesn't know how to shut up!!! Oh did I mention he's a world class bayer!!!! He's a jackass and he likes cheese!!! Will bay when you're home, when you're not home and when he thinks it's time to bay! Oh did I mention he's housebroken and can't be trusted off leash?

Any takers?